Skip to comments.The Mystery of the Missing Husbands
Posted on 09/10/2019 12:31:06 PM PDT by RomanSoldier19
A startling number of young women are unable to find a spouse, and new research from a group of economists suggests their would-be partners are just not up to snuff.
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Did I say I was a pilot?
Next time pay her 30 and she’ll tell you how wonderfully adept you are.... and that she really doesn’t mind that humongous gut of yours.
Still though, get those pilot PJs....
Is that where I went wrong? :(
I am considering cloning.
Take John Cougar’s advice, “Forget all about that macho s__t, and learn to play guitar.”
They're nice and in shape. Maybe I can buy some sex?...
Say hi to Mr. Paws for me...
“Or simply just adopt.”
Ehh, I don’t want to bust on adoption. All kids deserve a good family. But vs. having your own? No way. Kids need tight symbiosis with their parents which shared genes provide. Makes their button pushing easier. Much faster communication and resolution between children and parents. Many things are in-common and need not be spoken. Shared genes, shared instincts.
I pulled the photo off the internet. It became a thing with hipsters to show this unbelievably absurd, width mouthed grin when exposed to something more appropriate to excite an eight year old. It's the male equivalent to duck lips.
The thing is, these bozos that live on the net and work for these publications are NOT the real world. My wife is like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way. Too many people spend all this time trying to find the right person instead of trying to become the right person.
Yep. That is true. My first boyfriend told me I was too nice.. My ex-husband told me I was nice to people I shouldn’t be nice to.. Then my ex-boyfriend told me I was too nice.. and that I didn’t nag him enough. Now I’m a doormat to my dog. I’m sensing a pattern here. Such is life.
OK, but you were apparently denigrating them as if their ‘I want a stay at home mom’ is less valid than your ‘ I want it all’ position.
What is wrong with being nice?
“Is that where I went wrong? :( “
That may be just the beginning.
Don’t blame me because you have a micro penis.
Go on Howard Stern. He could make you a star.
I was very lucky — I married a loving, gentle man who was a wonderful husband and father. He passed away just a month after our 36th wedding anniversary — six years ago. I miss him every day. No one could ever take his place.
She said, don't bother coming home,
By time you get here I'll be long gone.
There's somebody new and he sure ain't no rodeo man.
He said, I'm sorry it's come down to this,
There's so much about you that I'm gonna miss.
But it's alright baby,
If I hurry I can still make Cheyenne.
My sincere condolences for your loss and for the world’s loss of a good man.
You need to know how to properly pronounce Norfolk to really get the joke...
The story is that the IC Norcom HS cheerleaders (Portsmouth) used that cheer at a game against Granby High (Norfolk).
I don’t understand hipsters or liberal males.
“The thing is, these bozos that live on the net and work for these publications are NOT the real world. My wife is like Mary Poppins, practically perfect in every way. Too many people spend all this time trying to find the right person instead of trying to become the right person.”
I haven’t given up hope on women, I only need one.
Many years ago, I witnessed a dispute between two women (drivers) in line for the drive-thru at a bank. Not sure what sparked it, but they were screeching insults and threats at each other. Finally, one of them shouted to the other "Sxck my dxck!!!" The other replied "You don't have one!!!" Thus ended the dispute. Children were present in both vehicles. Charming. Mrs Mountain and I (then newly married) almost literally ROFL.
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