Chick-Fil-A should create a new sandwich.
Offer it in two sizes:
LGBLT
SMBLT
Some weirdo heads gonna explode!!!
Starting next year, the Chick-fil-A Foundation plans to give $9M to
organizations like Junior Achievement USA to support education, Covenant
House International to fight homelessness and community food banks for its
hunger initiative in each city where the chain operates. The company intends
to dedicate $25K to a local food bank each time it opens a new location.
That isn’t halal. Islamic Rage Boy will rage.
What would Truett have done? I think I know.