[Bruiser 10]

I don't know what to believe anymore.

[Gay State Conservative]

One thing is for sure...he and Liawatha will run #1 and #2 in Massachusetts.

[paterfamilias]

Can we get Snopes to verify this?

[Telepathic Intruder]

Democrats sort of have a thing for terrorists.

[Diogenesis]

[Quality_Not_Quantity]

“Dead people have been voting for our candidates for a long time. It’s about time that we allow a dead person to run for office!”

In the upcoming presidential election, CNN has already declared Iranian General Qassem Soleimani the apparent winner in New York, Illinois and California.

Upon hearing the news report, (primary loser) Bernie Sanders is reported to have said that he 'wishes he were dead, too - if for no other reason than to be on a equal campaign footing with the late General.'

[MeneMeneTekelUpharsin]

ROFL

[pax_et_bonum]

LOL!!

[Natty Bumppo@frontier.net]

The Progtard DildoCrats continuous efforts to torture reality have made writing satire extremely difficult.

[Mr Ramsbotham]

He doesn’t have Biden’s looks, but personality-wise he’s the better candidate. And being black, he’s sure to get out that part of the vote.

[Vlad The Inhaler]

[Coffee... Black... No Sugar]

Campaign slogan: “Get out to vote!! ... or else!”

[Hostage]

Is this an offshoot of the Babylon Bee? (which I love by the way)

[chuckee]

I get a kick out of the Dem’s and MSM storyline that Trump was wagging the dog when he pummeled Soliemeni with a hellfire.The difference between the wag the dog missiles Clinton fired off in the Middle East to redistribute some sand to distract from his impeachment and Trump’s hellfires which had a real impact on an enemy is Trump considered his missile attack a mere distraction from his enjoyable view of watching the Dems choke on the partisan impeachment albatross they decided to hang around their neck and they flagellated themselves in the halls of Congress like a pack of fanatical shia while they stumbled around trying to figure a way of getting it off of them.

[heavy metal]

there’s no difference with the brain dead...

[Bruiser 10]

But wait! It gets even better!!!

John Kerry just said “It Is an ‘Outright Lie’ by Trump That Iran Was Given $150 Billion”.

Wait another minute. Is this satire, too?

Who can tell anymore?

[Lakeshark]

Before clicking on this, I was certain it was from the Babylon Bee.

It's good to see another site capitalizing on the absurdity of the left.

[null and void]

He’s not running. He’s already proven he can’t run fast enough.

However, he will be voting, in several precincts...

[Billthedrill]

If it’s on the Internet you know it’s true. And let’s face it, he is the only candidate to openly advocate throwing Buttigieg off a building.

[aquila48]

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[stylin19a]

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The real question is, when will Snopes and CNN fact check it...