I just read that in most cases, if the respondent refuses to be served a court summons, that the plaintiff can serve the papers via publication.
Tape the papers to the back of a black and white 8x10 photo of Hillary.
Then stand in a lineup for Hillary autographs, waving it and a Sharpie pen.
As soon as she takes the photo, say “You are hereby served!”
I would watch that on YouTube, over and over again.