DNC Changes Debate Rules So Biden Can Sit Down

The National Pulse ^ | March 8, 2020 | staff writer

[Brown Deer]

The Democratic National Committee (DNC), aided by CNN, appears to be changing the rules for the next Democratic presidential nominee debate again.

This time, apparently, so former vice president Joe Biden can sit down.

[Shady]

That is precisely what is happening....for the #PersistantHag so she can be coronated in Milwaukee.

[Sirius Lee]

Will the DNC change the rules so that dopey joe can read the pre-arranged answers that DNC wrote for him off cue cards as well?

[ScottinVA]

Too much for Biden’s declining level of energy... contrast that with Trump’s almost hyper-kinetic energy levels on the campaign trail.

[mabarker1]

Get one of those Teeter Inversion frame and some of the Boots to hang him upside down and watch him get all red faced then spin it around.

Or

Get one of those Spinning Wheels and play Darts or throwing Knives while he’s spinning.

[SkyDancer]

Even FDR would lock his braces so he could stand.

[DAC21]

Sanders should remain standing at a podium. The visual of Bimentia sitting like the old doddering fool he is won't be a good look. Bidens trying to catch lightening in a bottle with a return to style of debate he had with Ryan and Palin. He was a classlees ass with his demented "Joker" laugh but at least his brain wasn't loaded with Amyloid plaque then like it is now.

[mabarker1]

Plugs probably couldn’t get it strapped on properly.

[DAC21]

The only suspense for the next Debate is when does Tom Perez feed Bimentia’s Team the questions? I’m sure Tom will be meeting with that feral hog Bobo Brazille for pointers.

[SkyDancer]

Ummm, not going there. Oh, wait .....

[bert]

The phrase “senior moment” is now “Biden Moment”

Biden’s problem is getting worked up and trying to speak at a rate faster than his brain will process. The synapses fail and in the heat of the moment where the known correct word cannot be brought instantly forward, the synapse connects to an old path that comes out as an error.

The problem is wide spread among seniors but resolved by slowing down. After a pause, the correct connection will be made and there will be no gaffe. It happens while posting as well. the solution is to type /////// and proceed. After the sentence is complete one can go back and type in the word that now comes forward.

[mabarker1]

ROFLMAO !!!! <;)

[AAABEST]

rofl.

That looks like Biden too.

[Brown Deer]

[miserare]

Maybe Ensure?