Barack Obama memoir to be released in November

Cox Media via WPXI ^ | September 17, 2020

[EinNYC]

“This book will be unique, because it will be dual purpose; readers can read the book while using the lavatory and then wipe themselves with the pages,” says publisher Charmin.

[shelterguy]

Here is how it will start;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NeS4ueaU6w

[plain talk]

Obama will likely state that his greatest mistake was not going far enough left.

[rdl6989]

768 pages! I could have used this when there was no toilet paper in stores.

[KittyKares]

Wow, can’t wait to pre-order!

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Snicker.

[woweeitsme]

He’s going to make millions more on tours and signings, etc. What a terrible country we have here.

[treetopsandroofs]

Even that wasn’t his fault, because Trump/Congress/Gun Clingers, whatever, and he inherited a terrible economy he told us would never recover, but he fixed it all anyway — after leaving office.

[frank ballenger]

Just think. President Elect Michelle Obama has a husband who can write a book (with co-author).

By the way, Amazon may send this message:

Pre-orders have caused our company’s processing hardware and the internet to be slowed and at the peak ordering times of the day to go down. Keep trying again as we will put additional IT staff on this matter to insure your Obama book order is handled.

[albie]

The Jerk. One of my all time faves

[shelterguy]

You mean I’m always going to be this color?

[ryderann]

Looks like Bill Ayers has been busy.

[Seruzawa]

[ßuddaßudd]

and dont forget his ‘all my life’ blah blah im bulls*t

[rktman]

I know I, for one, am feeling a warm tingle down my leg. Oooopppps. Sorry. That was tinkle. Dang it. :-)

[Oneanddone]

Obama should write a book called “How To Spy On Your Political Opponents For Dummies”

[ealgeone]

Can't wait to read the part about how Ayers introduced him and got him started in the political process.

Oh, and I betcha Ayers wrote the darn thing.

[Bonemaker]

Put it in the outhouse for emergency use.

[ealgeone]

Yeah....in the systemically racist country this bafoon will make a lot of money.

[Ezekiel]

The cover of the book is a big photo of Barack Obama.

A Promised Land (Barack Obama himself).

You can't make this stuff up.

"Oh look, a promised land, a real land of opportunity", excaimed the fly as he "zero"ed in on a dream landing spot:

Barack Obama provides landing pad for fly

[Hattie]

Who cares?