[databoss]

I don’t drink but screw this.

[Trumplican]

So we all have to give our cars BJ’s to drive anywhere?

[Bikkuri]

Next will be the JAB detector.

[frank ballenger]

RE: I don’t drink but screw this.

I don’t, either.

My first prediction is either type will be faulty and mistake prone.

Like the prostate tests for men that have around as many false negatives as the false positives. So they either are or are not something to cause worry and possible painful tissue sample surgery with bleeding and side effects.

Car alcohol testers will be probably be confused by something such as swampy air near a river (as the one that caused heart sac inflammation and painful hospitalization of Bob Dylan), perfume, cologne, odd items in diet (as taking Garlique causes some garlic in your sweat droplets——true story).

So you will be stuck in 10 degree cold in a lot with no way to convince your car that you are a teetotaler. Next day mechanic will conclude: “Lots of ‘em are faulty. It happens.”

My Xfinity cable box problems ended up being caused by the electric box from the socket, the little power converter device like we use on laptops and to recharge shavers. Who knew? Guy said “Lots of ‘em are made faulty at the factory.”

[cyclotic]

I’m the same.

[telescope115]

I don’t drink but screw this

+1

[golux]

Insanity.I am at a loss for words.