Will We End Up Invading Canada?

Townhall.com ^ | February 3, 2022 | Kurt Schlichter

[21twelve]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9GYB0GoKYOw

Not only does Canada have beer - they have RUSH beer!

[bigfootbob]

There’s a few independent brewers, the most famous Canadastan beer is Molson’s. However, Coors Brewery owns them now, eh!

[Lurkinanloomin]

We will not even save ourselves, much less save Canada.

[revetment]

Moosehead. Mmmmm.

[Leep]

Then I am for war! /S

[Fiji Hill]

We have fought six wars with Canada, more than with any other country. However, in four of them, we were English and they were French (the War of the League of Augsburg, the War of the Spanish Succession, the War of the Austrian Succession, and the Third Silesian War) and in the other two (the War of the American Revolution and the War of 1812) we were independent and they were English.

[x]

Also, now-forgotten flareups like the Aroostock War and the Pig War.

[DuncanWaring]

Ask all the German SS prisoners the Canadians took after the krauts murdered a bunch of Canuck POWs.

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What’s he referring to here?

Sounds a lot like the Malmedy Massacre, but that involved Americans being murdered.

Was there another one?

[Kaslin]

I found these: 5. The Revolutionary War, 1775-1783: The Canadians took the side of the evil British overlords!

5. The Revolutionary War, 1775-1783: The Canadians took the side of the evil British overlords!

4. The War of 1812, 1812-1815: Vicious Canadian militia stormed Washington with the British and burned down the White House! And not only that, but their enemy forces attacked New Orleans after the peace treaty was already signed!

3. The Aroostook War, 1838-1839: Our enemies to the North tried to claim that much of Maine was theirs, prompting U.S. patriots to have to fight for our land!

2. The Pig War, 1859: This notoriously bloody war concerned a border dispute regarding the San Juan Islands, improbably located not in Puerto Rico but between Microsoft’s headquarters in Redmond, WA, and Vancouver, that Canadian city where they film all the shows on the CW Network. The suffering of the pig was great, but he was delicious anyway.

1. The Oregon Boundary Dispute: A major border dispute, from which the slogan “54’40” or Fight!” came, and that popularized the concept of “Manifest Destiny,” the war cry of those supporting U.S. claims of ownership of land all the way up to the 54th parallel.

Extra, War Plan Red: The U.S. Millitary created a plan to defend itself against the predations of the British Empire, including their lackeys to the north.

[hoagy62]

My personal fave Canadian beer is Kokanee, referred to by the locals as ‘Okee-Dokee”.

[dfwgator]

Only good thing Michael Moore has ever done.

[dfwgator]

God has smiled upon you this day
The fate of a nation in your hands
And blessed be the children
We who fight with all our bravery
‘Til only the righteous stand

You see the distant flames
They bellow in the night
You fight in all our names
For what we know is right
And when you all get shot
And cannot carry on
Though you die, La Resistance lives on

You may get stabbed in the head
With a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death
Or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you
You will not feel the need to run
For, though you die, La Resistance lives on

Blame Canada, blame Canada
Because the country’s gone awry
Tomorrow night, these freaks will fry
Tomorrow night our lives will change
Tomorrow night we’ll be entertained

An execution, what a sight, tomorrow night
Up there there is so much room
Where babies burp and flowers bloom
Tomorrow night, up there is doomed
And so I will be going soon

Tomorrow night, we’re pretty _______
Why did our mothers start this war?
What-the-___ are they fighting for?
When did this song become a marathon?
(I want to be up there)

When Canada is dead and gone
They’ll be no more Celine Dion

They may cut your ____ in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you’ll laugh
And you dance a ____less jig

But that’s the way it goes
In war you’re shat upon
Though we die, La Resistance lives on
(I want to be up there)
Blame Canada, blame Canada, blame Canada

[wjcsux]

Later.

[mairdie]

Henry Livingston’s Rev War Diary - Hudson River Painters - Period Music - Invasion of Canada

https://youtu.be/tt9VZexn1ic

[Elsie]

Is Canadian bacon any good?

It was good enough to be an answer in last night's Jeopardy® program!

[Elsie]

The Pig War, 1859:

There is an interesting little chunk of US territory, peeking out from under the "R" in PARALLEL.

It is surrounded by US water on three sides and CANADA soil on the north.

If you are driving there you must enter into Canada for a few miles until you can turn south to it.

Point Roberts

[Elsie]

There is a little more remote chunk here northern Minnesota

https://www.google.com/maps/@49.2474986,-94.9614117,65492m/data=!3m1!1e3