[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

We have people up on the dry ridges and thousands of acres of woods, setting off huge weapons grade fireworks like they use in the legal public fireworks displays every year and not one LEO or fire marshal cares.

They're prolly fretting over which households have more than 3 guns.

[Salamander]

Nah, that’s not it.

The local yokels are also resident natives and know we’re loaded for packs of bear.

I have no idea why no one cares that drunken idiots untrained for such massive pyrotechnics are up there shooting them off anyway.

A couple years ago, the people across the road thought they would “hide” their fireworks by aiming them horizontally down the hill of their yard...right into a copse of trees.

It was insane.

We have many water hoses connected in July.

Just in case.

Maybe I should go up the road and talk to the state trooper ahead of time, the guy with the huge TRUMP WON flags all over his house.

:)