Posted on 02/26/2023 12:35:29 PM PST by george76
Anyone still trying to do business in NYC needs to shut down and flee with their lives while they still can. The police will not protect you and if you try to protect yourself or someone else you will be arrested and charged with a crime.
If the knife was used in self defense there shouldn’t be any charges. I wonder if public pressure will force the DA to drop charges like they wound up doing with that other guy.
Note to self: Do not assault a man who is in the process of gutting fish.
Black folks do love their seafood.
About 10 years ago a new oyster bar opened up in my area so we’d go there occasionally.
After about the 3rd or 4th visit noticed a new sign behind the shockers bar
“18% TIP WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY ADDED TO ALL BILLS”
I asked our shucker about it, he said that didn’t pertain to us it was for the “urban minorities” that consistently refuse to tip.
A lot of ‘em believe EVERYTHING is supposed be free for them.....because, you know.....this is a racist country built on the backs of their slave ancestors.
I say that in 100% seriousness.......I’ve heard it said.
Shucker not shocker
“Note to self: Do not assault a man who is in the process of gutting fish.”
Heard that
Most people with any damn sense at all would know that but nobody ever said thug criminals are smart
Leave the city. Get as far away as you can. Try to avoid population centers and do business with local vendors.
SOCIAL WORKER: Wow, are they all yours?
WELFARE MOTHER: Yep, they are all mine, I've heard that question a thousand times before.
SOCIAL WORKER: Well, then you must be here to sign up. I'll need all your children's names.
WELFARE MOTHER: That’s easy. To keep it simple, the boys are all named 'Terry' and the girls are all named 'Terri'.
SOCIAL WORKER: (stares in disbelief) Are you serious? They're all named 'Terry'?
WELFARE MOTHER: Yes - it makes it easier. when its time to get them out of bed and ready for school, I yell, 'Terry!' and when it's time for dinner, I just yell 'Terry!' and they all come running. And if I need to stop the kid who's running into the street, I just yell 'Terry!' and all of them stop in their tracks. It's the smartest idea I ever had, naming them all 'Terry'.
SOCIAL WORKER: (thinks this over for a bit, then wrinkles her forehead) But what if you just want one kid to come, and not the whole bunch?
WELFARE MOTHER: Then I call them by their last names.
This part..... unbelievable!
And they’re still gonna charge the worker? Oh, NYC. Never mind.
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A percentage of the world’s population has/have taken the belief that they have a “right” to steal at will.
A godless delusion.
all u can eat skrimps
Just proves criminals are dumb.
Try to rob a guy who spends his whole day slicing flesh.
“Steal shrimps.”
Geesh the jokes write themselves.
From the UK Daily Mail:
Pedro Laza, 60, of Harlem witnessed Bobby allegedly trying to steal. ‘The guy tried to stick a lobster down his pants,’ he told The Post.
She had three sons: Robert, Malik, and Garlik.
people that think that one community is going to get along with that other community better wake up....one community is making enemies of all the rest....
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