China Calls Biden a Fake President and Lloyd Austin a Fake Defense Secretary

dainikbidyaloy (Bangladesh) ^ | 5/31/23 | Michael Baxter

[C210N]

“I am very sort to inform you, Ambassador Burns, that our esteemed minister of national defense, Li Shangfu, will not under any circumstances at this time have a dialogue with Lloyd Austin. It has come to our attention that Lloyd Austin is not a real defense secretary, and his superior, Joseph Biden, is apparently not a real president of the United States of America. We have learned Lloyd Austin speaks for only a portion of your country’s armed forces and that Joseph Biden isn’t in control of your country’s nuclear weapons. This is an alarming revelation—your house is not in order. It would be inappropriate to speak to Lloyd Austin until we thoroughly investigate this matter.”

[ConservativeInPA]

For once I agree with China.

[dfwgator]

Even Stevie Wonder can see this.

[doorgunner69]

Bidet* cannot control his bowels, let alone national security.

[Sequoyah101]

Sure can’t argue with them on either point.

[Steely Tom]

Even Stevie Wonder can see this.

He even foresaw this president.

"Everybody's got a thing, but some don't know how to handle it."

[Still Thinking]

That’s no way to treat your star employee.

[frank ballenger]

Star Trek movie....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_gwnFSFzv0

It took Nixon to go to China.

He’s no longer with us.

It took Biden to pull us down the drain.

[BradyLS]

Photo at the source: Austin salutes the flag while Brandon... Well, that’s not how you put your hand over your heart.

[1of10]

Is this a real thing?

This can not be a good thing .

If this is a real look at how the chinese view us, then Taiwan may be getting a new head of state sooner then they think.

[ifinnegan]

True.

Given China’s government is also fake, they’d know. Although we know this too.

[dfwgator]

I think Lloyd Bridges played Biden perfectly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5n_qO4Jlns4

[1of10]

“Photo at the source: “

bidon looks like that puppet guy .... with gas

[elpadre]

I can’t help but believe that such conversation goes on frequently among leaders of all the nations of the world. Biden and his administration is a major embarrassment for this nation. We, the people, have let our guard down and may well reap serious consequences. Ukraine is just window dressing.

[Georgia Girl 2]

So true. We’re watching a movie.

[Phoenix8]

Look at that Biden face in that article’s photo. I know looks are not that important and I’d love that face if he would act as a patriotic POTUS..lower taxes, reduce spending, secure the border, defend the constitution etc etc etc. Yet honestly does he not look more like a cartoon character more so than any POTUS in history?

[linMcHlp]

too funny

[mass55th]

Chi-coms are putting on a good show pretending they haven’t bought the Biden crime family lock, stock and barrel.

[thesearethetimes...]

It is interesting that the MSM is reporting on China pushing back on Austin, but not with any further significant details.
I was surprised to find that the acronym actually might be a branch of the Army’s cyber intelligence - even more uncertain look. I cannot imagine they would have a website : o
Regardless - Time will tell.
Strange times, FRiend.

[yuleeyahoo]

“I’ll take Obvious Facts for $100 Alex.”