Posted on 07/17/2023 5:40:28 AM PDT by Red Badger
I’ve got a case of the Mondays! And it’s Monday!
I wore my mustache like that in 2000 or so. Shoot, why not, LOL.
Here’s my experience with layoffs. At the first clue there will be a layoff the very best people, the ones you don’t want to lose, leave voluntarily. As layoffs loom closer the next best and then the next best after them leave the company until the only thing left to carry on is the least productive or those who had no other options. The ones who get laid off were those who worked hard to stay because they had personal issues, like a sick wife or child or elderly parents to take care of. They worked hard to prove their value and got thanked with an email or text saying their access was now cancelled.
One News to fool them all.................
Mike Judge is outstanding. Office Space and Idiocracy alone are an amazing CV.
Layoff rumors spread faster than the speed of light within a company...............................
Poster boy for a POS.
“Idiocracy” foretold the rise of Manchurian Candidate Barack Hussein Obama and all the idiocy we’ve seen from Leftist Liberals since then.
Gee whiz, unexpected.
Ted a Turner had the sense to sell CNN before it went full commie. Here’s to hoping Murdoch’s filthy spawn go down with the ship.
President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho would have been better than Obama.
At least he was a 5 time Smackdown Champion.
We are sooooooo......right alongside Laz
“Layoff rumors spread faster than the speed of light within a company...............................”
There are two groups you need to treat well in a company. The maintenance staff and the boss’ assistant. The first lets you do stuff that’s technically outside your control. The second lets you see the layoff list long before it hits the regular employees. Or, at the very least you can find out if your name is on it.
One of my coworkers, a terrible employee but a nice guy was about to get married, buy a car and a house. I told him he was on the list. He asked his boss, and his boss assured him he was not. He got married, bought the house and the car and got laid off. He lost the house and the car. At the very least a decent boss would have said, “I don’t know but it would be wise to not make any big financial decisions until you know for sure.” But quite often it isn’t the decent man who becomes the boss.
Perfect. Although the Seinfeld gif fits here too.
Bwahahahaha...!
he’s only part of the problem - a lot of people went along with him. the place needs a housecleaning and a new energy now. disastrously bad judgment has and will cost many a lot of pain.
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