I get texts and calls almost daily wanting to make a cash purchase of my free and clear 2nd house. I routinely say, "No. Go away". My wife accidentally answer a voice call and well less diplomatic...a quick "F*** Off" and hangup.
I arranged my investment such that the rent of my 2nd house would cover taxes on both that house, my principal residence and sufficient money for maintenance of the 2nd house. When I retire, that takes the property tax monkey off my back.
I also get those UNRELENTING calls-—NEVER in a voice where ENGLISH is their FIRST LANGUAGE-—
Now saying this to caller:
I WILL SELL-—$31 MILLION-—CASH ONLY-—ALL IN ONE PAYMENT ONLY I CAN SIGN OFF THE ESCROW——
Stymies them for a few seconds.