[Twotone]

Yea, this is what we should be spending money on right now.

[BenLurkin]

It’s got to be the Babylon Bee.

[RedMonqey]

How much is kicked back to “The Big Guy” and the Clinton Foundation?

[Red Badger]

Same people who are building the California Bullet Train?..................

[ProtectOurFreedom]

When is Obama going to chime in about the “Interplanetary Railroad”?

[EEGator]

The Moon is a Harsh Mistress…

[ComputerGuy]

Another bullet train to nowhere. But very fast.

[BipolarBob]

Don’t be harshing my buzz here. I’m putting in to be a conductor on that lunar railroad. I’d settle for the caboose job but only because I could walk around and fraternize with the passengers.

[Gaffer]

Over its history, ARPA became DARPA and then quickly transitioned into a purely political dole-out program for whacky leftist ideas (e.g., the DARPA head job is a political patronage position.) There are/have been good things to come out of DARPA that benefit us, but there are more whacky nothing-comes-of-it programs.

[PGR88]

We will import Lunar Chinese to build this Lunar railroad like the last time we were on a rail-building spree?

[ssfromla]

Keep looking to get out of here and not at what is presently going to hell in your lives now. Great job big government.

Can yall build a train to take all politicians on a one way trip? We really don't care where.

[Omnivore-Dan]

Now, how can we afford this when our fearless leader says: “We have plans to build a railroad from the Pacific all the way across the Indian Ocean”. Pretty ambitious if you ask me.

[linMcHlp]

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[DannyTN]

Put one of Elon’s boring machines up there, and build an undergrounde rail road. Seal the surface entrance with air locks and see if you can keep air in the tunnels.

Then you can build rooms maybe even surface domes off of that.

But first the giant moon based Ray gun!!

[ridesthemiles]

HELL’S BELL’S-—We cannot even get a railroad between LA & SF built.

IT IS YEARS OVERTIME & BILLIONS OVER BUDGET.

[Bob434]

2 bed 4 bathroom homes, views of, well, nothing but a sky and rocks and divots and small peaks and lunar rover tracks and a few flags... $4.5 billion dollars- negotiable

[aMorePerfectUnion]

Broke country.
Doesn’t know what a woman is.

Ergo…

Moon railroads!!

[jagusafr]

Talk about yer word salads...

[Wuli]

Before needing a Lunar transportation network, NASA needs designs and technologies for habitation (colonies of science and technology workers) on the moon, which I believe will require structures that sit predominately underground, to minimize the radiation exposure of the humans employed there.

[_longranger81]

The turnstile-jumpers will be right there...

[icclearly]

Please tell me this is NOT what we are spending/pissing away our hard-earned tax money on.

No. It's not our hard-earned tax money; it's only our 24-hour printing presses that spit out our growing federal debt of $34 trillion.