[PJ-Comix]

"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."

Yes, Janet. We already know you can beat Bush but you can't beat Jeb Bush.

[DoughtyOne]

Hell, she beat justice and that little child from Cuba. I'm sure she thinks she can do anything.

[VA Advogado]

We already know you can beat Bush

LOL Despite the pundents, I think she's the only candidate that can lick Bush.

[lawdude]

""You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."

What she meant was that she could "lick" the bush!

[TightSqueeze]

Janet’s ability to lick Bush is not a political factor and its effect on the outcome of the governor’s race will be negligible.

[Timesink]

"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."

Sure you can, if he moves to Georgia.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"The real question on people's mind is, can I beat Jeb Bush? The matter is still under investigation. And I'm not at liberty to say anything more on the matter."

That would be the old Shake-and-Bake I remember.

[Lazamataz]

I, also, will make a Lick Bush joke. You see, it is important to recycle jokes and save our Precious Natural Resource, humor.

[beckett]

I hope she beats McBride. Although I think Jeb can beat either of them, I think he'd prefer a race against Reno, which would be a true cakewalk, especially after all the bloodletting over McBride in the ranks of Florida's Democrats.

[Carry_Okie]

Yes, Janet. We already know you can beat Bush but you can't beat Jeb Bush.

Her beating Bush is a th-th-th-horny issue if I ever heard one.

[toupsie]

The only justice would be her winning the primary and being creamed by Jeb. I pray that she wins the primary. I love watching these Clinton cronies fall. Cuomo's drop-out with Clinton knife in back was must see TV. That smug little scion got what he deserved. Janet will too if she wins the primary.

[Senator Pardek]

Yeah, but why brag when ya have to pay for it?

[Excuse_My_Bellicosity]

When Janet "The Torch" Reno claims that she can "beat Bush," I don't really want to know what she's talking about.

[Constitutional Patriot]

"You better believe I can beat Jeb Bush."

Yeah...all she needs to do is the following:

1. Make sure that all FL voters are using the butterfly ballot

2. Have enough of the mantally infirm, convicted felons and illegal aliens on hand to cancel legitimate votes cast for her opponent

3. Make sure that no military votes get counted

4. Make sure that every dead person is registered to vote absentee

5. Make sure all of those left-wing political hacks are available to recount the votes

Hell, it almost worked for Gore!!!

[Ken H]

The Campaign of Janet Reno

There are strange things done in the Florida sun
By the men who moil for votes;
The campaign trails have their secret tales
That would gag most billy goats;
The southern nights have known queer sites
But the queerest they ever did know
Was that time from the muck in a pick up truck
Came the campaign of Janet Reno.

[anniegetyourgun]

Dear God: Please let Janet win the Dem nomimation tomorrow. Amen.

[Redbob]

Let's do what we can to support Janet Reno:
McBride (or anyone else) would do much better against Jeb Bush than she.

[JulieRNR21]

I'm going to win because I feel I've got more experience at making the hard decisions in public service."

Very tough, Janet.....burning innocent children at Waco & armed kidnapping & return of Elian to Castro's dictatorship!

[JZoback]

...I feel I've got more experience at making the hard decisions in public service."

Yea, like stealing children in the night to send back to a commie hell hole and incinerating little children because their parents just want to be left alone.

[Cato Uticensis]

Does anyone have the latest poll numbers- both of McBride vs Reno and of Jeb vs McBride?

[Husker8877]

If she were a conservative candidate, the media in the Florida area would be playing re-runs of Waco and of the Elian snatching round-the-clock.

Course there wouldn't be a Waco or an Elian-snatching if she weren't a Clinton C*****ker.

G***am Bill and Hillary Clinton and their evil minions--Janet Reno being one of the most vile to be sure.

Got to bring out my oldie again--a parody I wrote when I signed up on FR shortly after the Elian snatching:

SHAKE JANET RENO (To the Tune "Shake, Rattle and Roll")

REFRAIN:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
The longer she stays/ The faster our freedoms go!

VERSE 1:
Billy Says Jump/ Janet says Yessiree!
"Snatch that kid/ And do it A.S.A.P.
Fire up the Osprey/ Fly'm to Fidel for me!

Like a one-eyed cat/ Winkin' at the Blue Dress goo
Hear No/ See No/ Speak No evil too
Gotta bad case/ Of the 'I don't remember' Flu!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 2: Poor Little 'Nitta/ He treated her like a Ho
"Ice that lip/ Cause honey I gotta go"
The harder she fought/ The benter his mini-pole!

Kathleen Willey/ Visitin' Clinton's home
Pawin' her over/ Gropin' until he blows
The same with Paula/ Willie just goes and goes!

VERSE 3:
DOJ/ Lookin' into such and such
Billy Boy eff's up/ Reno gotta clean it up
"The Buck Stops Here"/ (Shredded, diced and cut!)

Like a wobbly top/ Reno gotta silly walk
Clams up bigtime/ Everytime she's asked to talk
Ain't life grand/ Bobbin' on Willie's ***k!

REFRAIN:

VERSE 4:
Shakin' on account/ Of voices in her head
"Just to save'em/ Gonna have to make 'em dead"
Never gonna change/ Sleepin' in Billy's bed (eeeeew!)

Standin' with Janet/ Standin' on shaky ground
From the Red Planet/ Not just another Town
Needs no warrant/ To blow your houses down!

REFRAIN AND FADE OUT:
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Shake Janet Reno/ I said Shake Janet Reno
Can't do a thing/ To save Bill Clinton's soul!