MD. SEN. MIKULSKI IS PORKER OF MONTH - SEPT. (In more ways that one!)

Citizens Against government Waste | 9/26/02 | Sean Rushton/Mark Carpenter

[Elkiejg]

And they wonder why politicans and especially RATS are as hated as lawyers and liberal media.

[BobP]

Also hated by all of us steadfast Repubs still residing in Md.

[anniegetyourgun]

If the cloved-hoof fits.....

[Vidalia]

Platform shoes are expensive...

[Nick Thimmesch]

Someone post a porker photo, please.

[Paul Atreides]

Separated at birth.

[TC Rider]

Dear sweet Jesus on a bicycle, no pictures please.

[TC Rider]

Aaarrrgggghhhhh

[blau993]

Someone post a porker photo, please.

NOOOOOOH!!!!!!

[ReaganIsRight]

She was opposed by the Demonrat party when she first ran for city council in Baltimore City. She was a lesbian social worker and they wanted no part of her.

Look how low we have sunk to have this POS as one of the 100 senators, but keep going past Hildebeast, Dasshole, the CA "whatevers", where does the sewer end?

[anniegetyourgun]

A lesbian social worker? Gad, those are a dime-a-dozen. Seems those who "counsel" others are always the ones who are the most imbalanced whack-jobs walking.

[let freedom sing]

Maryland has such low self-esteem-- it keeps choosing a pig for Senator.

[Major Matt Mason]

Dear sweet Jesus on a bicycle, no pictures please

OK, how about a mental picture, then? Let's go back to the '96 Democrat convention in Chicago. The "Macarena" is blaring over the loudspeakers, with several female Democrat congress critters on the main stage taking part in this slinky dance number. One in particular, the bovine-like Sen. Mikulski, is shaking the righteous booty like it is 1999. No truth to the rumor that the National Earthquake Center in Buffalo registered a 5.5 in the Chicago area that night, though.

It was truly a frightening sight. Women of a certain size and shape should not be allowed to dance that way (sorry, ladies).

[multitaskmom]

A lesbian social worker? Gad, those are a dime-a-dozen. Seems those who "counsel" others are always the ones who are the most imbalanced whack-jobs walking.

...And that is so true it's sad. Why do you think most of them sought out a career in counseling? They hoped to find answers for their own sorry selves. I think it may have a bit of the "misery loves company" component as well.

If they weren't screwed up before, they were twisted that way by the cesspools we call "schools of social work."

[TC Rider]

It was truly a frightening sight. Women of a certain size and shape should not be allowed to dance that way (sorry, ladies).

Yet large Polish women dancing the Polka is a sight to behold. (Though being being dragged onto the dance floor by one and crushed to their enormous busom can be traumatizing)

[expatpat]

"the bovine-like Sen. Mikulski"

The joke on Capitol Hill was that she was proof that native-americans had had intimate relations with buffalo.

[Henchman]

Why was Kennedy omitted? If it weren't for pork - ie the BIG DIG multi billion dollar over run and other pieces of pork, the "He brings in the jobs" statement wouldn't get that porker elected in Mass.

I enjoyed the attempted transfer of the Patriot Missle II contract to Loral in Cal because of Schwartz's DEM contributions. I noted Kennedy didn't say a word about "Show me the High Crimes (of Clinton)" until the return of the missle contract to Raytheon in Mass was assured. Then Kennedy stuck up for Clinton, alleged rapist, purgerer and draft dodger. Probably brought back some nostalgia for Kennedy and fond memories of Mary Jo.

[AnAmericanMother]

Ask and ye shall receive . . . .

Or, on the other hand,

The Passion Considered as an Uphill Bicycle Race

(Sorry, couldn't help myself.)

[StockAyatollah]

I feel badly for you, having to be "represented" by Babs Mikulski, probably the dumbest Senator, and Paul Sourbraines, the next dumbest.

[rllngrk33]

I feel badly for you, having to be "represented" by Babs Mikulski, probably the dumbest Senator, and Paul Sourbraines, the next dumbest.

You feel my pain, you really feel my pain!