DFU SONG CHRISTMAS 2002 - Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer (Michael the noseless rock star) 12-2-02

DFU CHRISTMAS SONG PARODIES | 12-2002 | Lyrics, Doug from Upland

[doug from upland]

MIDI - RUDOLPH THE RED NOSED REINDEER - version No. 2

There are boob jobs and hair transplants and lipo sucking
Fixing those baggy eyes and tummy tucking
But do you recall…plastic surgery's strangest of all

Michael the noseless rock star…had a thing for little boys
They liked to come and visit…to see chimps and wondrous toys
All of the other rock stars…had their booze and their cocaine
But none had plastic surgeons…who had clearly gone insane

Once there was a little boy…whom he liked so much
Daddy shook down 20 mil…and told Michael he can't touch

Then things got even weirder…one day he'd conceive a child
I guess it goes to show you…college girls can go wild

Once there was a little boy…whom he liked so much
Daddy shook down 20 mil…and told Michael he can't touch

Then things got even weirder…one day he'd conceive a child
I guess it goes to show you…college girls can…college girls can
College girls can go wild

[doug from upland]

I love Christmas. I hope none of you find this over the top. I will only lampoon the secular songs -- Santa Claus, Rudolph, Frosty the Snowman, etc. We will all shop and probably spend too much money as usual, but let's remember the reason for the season.

[doug from upland]

Ping.

[archy]

will only lampoon the secular songs--

Not to worry. Tom Lehrer already beat you to most of the good ones. And PDQ Bach and Mannheim Steamroller have got the instrumental versions covered.

-archy-/-