Jaguar Launches Campaign Targeting Gay Consumers

U.S. Newswire ^ | December 17, 2002

[Physicist]

Who can resist the epithet "Faguar"?

[Abcdefg]

Something about the seats . . .

[new cruelty]

yikes. not in this day and age.

[jjm2111]

They should copy Volkswagen's. It seems to be working real well.

[Doug Loss]

So they'll only come in pink?

[new cruelty]

a pink one none the less.

[new cruelty]

every color of the rainbow, im sure.

[clintonh8r]

Where I live the Miata and the Wrangler seem to be the vehicles of choice for the "diverse customer base."

[APBaer]

bisexual consumers....

So, Mr. Salesman, do the car doors open *BOTH* in and out?

[BikerNYC]

That's it! I'm canceling my order for an XKR convertible.

[billhilly]

Excellent.

They suck and the stick shift is not only functional, it is edible.

[Black Powder]

Shifter now located in driver's seat.

[dtel]

I thought prissy british fags were all that drove them anyway.
I'll be damned, learn something new every day.

[new cruelty]

lol,

this car is equipped with a stick shift for every passenger.

[afraidfortherepublic]

That does it! Guess I'll have to give up my life-long dream of owning a Jag! I don't fit the niche.

[toenail]

What movie was about the suddenly-honest advertising guy [Dudley Moore?]? "Jaguar: For Men Who Like To Get Hand Jobs From Beautiful Women They Hardly Know." The movie might need to be updated. "Jaguar: For Wookies Who Want To Get It On."

[jjm2111]

I forgot those.

[HumanaeVitae]

Subarus have been so successfully marketed to lesbians (notice the Martina Navratalova ads, along with various LPGA pros) that they're commonly referred to as "Lesbarus"...