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'French paper' is what you use when you go to the 'Frenchroom'
Posted on 03/17/2003 10:25:25 AM PST by Born to Conserve
'French paper' is what you use when you go to the 'Frenchroom'
We can make this happen -- English is an easily mutable language.
Please help. If you know someone in Congress, have them enter a bill that changes all the 'Restroom' signs in the Capitol to 'Frenchroom'.
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KEYWORDS: french; paper; toilet
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To: Born to Conserve
I allready refer to my toilet as the "French Throne"
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:27:58 AM PST
by
HEY4QDEMS
To: HEY4QDEMS
The bathroom itself would then be "The Versailles Palace"!
To: HEY4QDEMS
There is nothing worse in this world than cat urine. We could call it the "Frenchie box". (g)
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:29:21 AM PST
by
abnegation
(They're not just anti-Bush, they are just plain anti-American.)
To: Born to Conserve
Excuse me, I need to go take a France.
To: Born to Conserve
LOL...
Hubby already refers to Chirac as "Sh*t-rack" so this fits real well.....
LQ
To: Born to Conserve
'French paper' is what you use when you go to the 'Frenchroom'You can only call it a Frenchroom if it's one of those half-bathrooms without a shower.
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:31:34 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(Render yourself invisible to the media - attend a Rally for America today!)
To: Born to Conserve
And so . . . to ask the inevitable question . . . are they bon-bons . . . or truffles . . . ?
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:32:08 AM PST
by
LikeLight
(I)
To: Born to Conserve
'French paper' is what you use when you go to the 'Frenchroom'Frenchroom = Bathroom? No way!
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:33:33 AM PST
by
putupon
(All our bases are ours.)
To: Born to Conserve
I had a really large French movement earlier today.
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:34:33 AM PST
by
DoughtyOne
(Don't just sit there, use the links on the Graphic Teaser.)
To: Born to Conserve
Waht do call a constipated French President? Answer: Full of themself.
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:39:26 AM PST
by
Trapper
To: Born to Conserve
We can make this happen -- English is an easily mutable language. Sure it is. Terrorist=guerrilla, pro-life=anti-abortion, communist=progressive. The Left does it all the time. [hint]
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:39:59 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Trapper
What do call a constipated French President? Prepared for his foreign policy announcement...
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:41:28 AM PST
by
dirtboy
(Render yourself invisible to the media - attend a Rally for America today!)
To: 1rudeboy
* Your either with US,, or your with France ! ! *
To: NoCalEyes
Riiiiiiiiight.
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:50:14 AM PST
by
1rudeboy
To: Born to Conserve
'French paper' is what you use when you go to the 'Frenchroom' I think I see what you're trying to get at here.
But it rather defeats the purpose when, in trying to wipe stuff off, you end up depositing even more slime.
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posted on
03/17/2003 10:52:14 AM PST
by
r9etb
To: Born to Conserve
Well, since they never take baths in France, they can hardly call them bathrooms. And since they scarecely work (under their socialist labor laws) every room is a restroom. A nation of males without balls can't really call them men's rooms. So I guess French room it'll have to be.
To: Born to Conserve
Ever used French toilet paper? It's similar to crepe paper. Come to think of it, maybe that's one reason they've got such a nasty attitude.
To: Born to Conserve
Nah - "Restroom" is too civilized. I CAN see the words "French House" replacing many a carved crescent moon on backyard reading rooms, however:-D
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posted on
03/17/2003 11:14:34 AM PST
by
MortMan
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