Isn't the Bozotronic Mark II on the market yet?
Shhhhhhh!
We can't unload all of the Mark I units at a profit if everybody knows the Mark II's are in the pipeline.
Besides, the "Automatic Orifice Protector™" feature of the Mark II failed the Beta test, when it reamed out six test volunteers by applying excessive force when deploying the Alien repellent Butt-plug.....