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[Hehe] Zetatalk
is button-downed compared to
the latest release
from the strange website
called the EnterpriseMission.
In their "end times" spiel,
they go on at length
linking up U2 songs to
West Wing episodes,
and, of course, it all
leads to our ending foretold
by Sumaria...
I won't post Hoagland
here in FR, but the stuff
can be found right here:
What, you may ask, do “birds,” “floods,” a well-known and popular political TV drama, its creator’s unexpected resignation … and the sitting Vice President of the United States have to do with each other?
Naw, you need foot-thick Class A armor plate.