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Salad spat leaves holes in walls, wife accused of battery
Southwest Florida News-Press ^
| May 28, 2003
| Associated Press
Posted on 05/28/2003 7:48:56 AM PDT by Mister Magoo
Edited on 05/07/2004 6:06:46 PM PDT by Jim Robinson.
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TARPON SPRINGS, Fla.
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TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Front Page News; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: crazybitch; issues; psychowife; salad; spat
One too many comments about the salad can push anyone over the edge...
To: Mister Magoo
"C'mon Darryl have another beer. What could it hurt?"
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posted on
05/28/2003 7:52:45 AM PDT
by
AppyPappy
(If You're Not A Part Of The Solution, There's Good Money To Be Made In Prolonging The Problem.)
To: Mister Magoo
attempting to stalk police with a loaded handgun I used to hate getting assigned to investigate salad crimes. Give me a good old fashioned bank heist any day.
To: Mister Magoo
Looks like Daryl Garner may soon be complaining to his "husband" that he's had to toss too much salad.
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posted on
05/28/2003 7:58:19 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(Support our troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
To: Mister Magoo
"Who made the salad?"
To: Mister Magoo
How much salad did the dumba$$ make anyway? And who's gonna eat salad on a drinking and barbequing holiday? Save that for the next day. I'll bet they were drinking Crown and diet coke, or some other equally toxic aspartame conconction.
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posted on
05/28/2003 8:01:16 AM PDT
by
Laura Earl
(It's the ASPARTAME!!!!)
To: Larry Lucido; wideawake
Must have been a really Big Salad.
To: MotleyGirl70
LOL!!!
You are a true Seinfeld scholar!
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posted on
05/28/2003 8:03:02 AM PDT
by
wideawake
(Support our troops and their Commander-in-Chief)
To: MotleyGirl70; wideawake
Police transcript of the dialogue preceding the disturbance:
"I'd like a Big Salad, please."
"What's a Big Salad?"
"A salad, but bigger, and with lots of stuff in it."
"We don't have a Big Salad. I can bring you two small salads."
"Can you put it in a big bowl?"
"We don't have big bowls."
To: Larry Lucido
George:"What's in the big salad?"
Jerry:"Big lettuce, big carrots, tomatoes like volleyballs."
To: MotleyGirl70
It's just that I was the one who actually paid for the big salad. She just happened to hand it to you. But it's no big deal.
To: MotleyGirl70
Ya think we could get a class action suite against Big Salad for causing domestic abuse?
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posted on
05/28/2003 8:41:17 AM PDT
by
tbpiper
To: tbpiper
Well, as far as I am concerned men never get salad right,,tomatoes always chopped too big, no nice little nuts, lettuce in great leaves not torn, too much salad dressing, not pretty,,,,scuse me, husband is coming with his salad spinner prepared for a scene.
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posted on
05/28/2003 8:53:12 AM PDT
by
cajungirl
(no)
To: Mister Magoo
Would this qualify for a "Hold muh salad" alert?
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posted on
05/28/2003 9:22:58 AM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Life is tough. It's tougher if you're stupid.)
To: Mister Magoo; mhking
Hold muh Salad Shooter while I go berserk about this here nagging wife!
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posted on
05/28/2003 10:04:04 AM PDT
by
Tolerance Sucks Rocks
(There be no shelter here; the front line is everywhere!)
To: Mister Magoo
I'm OK on the salad, but I do tend to go postal when my wife makes too much broccoli (too much being defined as enough for two).
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posted on
05/28/2003 11:07:40 AM PDT
by
blau993
(Labs for love; .357 for Security.)
To: Mister Magoo
Hey Darryl, what kinda plants did you use in the salad?
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posted on
05/28/2003 12:59:21 PM PDT
by
Cachelot
(~ In waters near you ~)
To: mhking; Kenny Bunk
Bump.
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posted on
05/28/2003 3:59:01 PM PDT
by
Shermy
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