Posted on 06/20/2003 11:48:44 PM PDT by stilts
Calls Uday, Qusay 'Do-nothings'
Abid Hamid Mahmoud al-Tikriti, the just-captured "ace of diamonds" from the former Iraqi regime of Saddam Hussein, last night blasted his number-four status, arguing that he should rank higher than both Uday and Qusay Hussein in the infamous deck of cards.
"When the Americans told me I was number four, I practically fell out of my chair," Mr. Mahmoud told CNN's Larry King during an hour-long interview. "What were they smoking when they put together these rankings?"
Mr. Mahmoud attempted to portray himself as a victim of nepotism, claiming that the Hussein sons' role in Saddam's brutal dictatorship had been "blown way out of proportion" and that the two aces were "do-nothings."
"So Uday goes and steals a billion dollars from an Iraqi bank," Mr. Mahmoud said. "Larry, when you're one of Saddam's sons, that's like making a trip to an ATM."
As for Qusay Hussein, Mr. Mahmoud offered an even more withering portrayal.
"As far as I can remember, Qusay spent all his time at the Presidential Palace playing with his Sony PlayStation and downloading movies over the Internet," Mr. Mahmoud said. "If he's an ace, then I'm Kelly Clarkson."
Less than an hour after Mr. Mahmoud's controversial interview was broadcast, former Iraqi strongman Saddam Hussein came out swinging in defense of his sons on "Access Hollywood."
"There's always a whiner in every organization, and in our brutal dictatorship that was definitely Mahmoud," Saddam said. "He's still mad that Qusay beat him out for Employee of the Month last November."
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