Lazy Guide to Net Culture: Fighting penis enlargement

The Scotsman (UK) ^ | June 30, 2003 | Stewart Kirkpatrick

[BrooklynGOP]

He even found a topless picture of the main spammer that she had stored on her hard drive. It's online too.

LOL!

[netmilsmom]

Ping for your kind of story.
Make sure you read to the end. It's the best part.

[sauropod]

Linthicum, eh?

I personally am getting a little tired of being asked this question by this guy day after day after day after day after day in spam e-mail!

I say publish his face too as well as his address!

[PJ-Comix]

Hardly a day goes by that I don't get at least a couple of spam e-mails for Penis Enlargement. Usually they have titles like "Be Proud Of Your Hidden Manhood."

I dislike spam however I did get a big laugh watching Ron Jeremy doing an an infomercial for Penis Enlargement pills. It was so bizarre as to be HILARIOUS. Also on the infomercial was porn actress Kim Chambers and her husband, also a porn star, who was billed as a former nuclear physicist.

Anybody else see that Ron Jeremy infomerical?

[jimt]

Of course, this kind of hacking is illegal, but then again so is flaying spammers alive and dousing them with lemon juice...

This is far too lenient a punishment for spammers.

[vin-one]

well PJ the questions is does it work, my wife wants to know, ha ha

[FourPeas]

bttt

[Ken H]

Some of us have the opposite problem and need shrinkage pills.

[PJ-Comix]

I blame Bob Dole for all this Penis Spam both on the Internet and on TV. Remember, he was the one who first used the term "Penis" in a commercial for Viagra when he talked about "Penile Erectile Dysfunction."

[LanPB01]

I saw part of that infomercial. Classic stuff.

[ClearCase_guy]

I've got a cure I can send you, for a small price. Now, the nature of this cure is top secret. It's so secret, I've given it a code-name. Yes, the actual nature of "ColdWater" can only be discovered by sending me a check for $19.95.

[LanPB01]

Somehow, I'm more comfortable with the image of Dole using the word "penis" rather than going on national television and referring to "Mr. Happy" or "The One-Eyed Trouser Snake" . . .

[js1138]

placemarker bump.

[DoctorMichael]

Ich habe grosser schlaffen Bump.

[Ken H]

I already spend a $100/month for "Dihydrogen Monoxide" (or something like that) which is supposed to prevent dehydration, but I'll see what I can do.

[PJ-Comix]

I saw part of that infomercial. Classic stuff.

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how you go from being a nuclear physicist to being a porn actor. Or was he a rocket scientist?

[kesg]

Here is my solution for how to deal with spammers:

[george wythe]

Thanks for posting this funny article

Top tip: It's all a con. And if you fall for it
A) you're an idiot and
B) you're encouraging more spam.

[LanPB01]

Nuclear physicist sounds correct, as I recall it. All I remember is Ron Jeremy sitting at that desk rattling on in a monotone voice about how this guy had been a nuclear physicist, but ended up joining his wife in porn. The funniest part was how NOT excited Jeremy seemed when he said, "Wow. This guy has to have an interesting story."