Lazy Guide to Net Culture: Fighting penis enlargement

The Scotsman (UK) ^ | June 30, 2003 | Stewart Kirkpatrick

[MaxPlus305]

GAH!!! I'm not going to look at the topless version...

[Treebeard]

My favorite so far was an email "Tear Down Her Walls With Your Enormous Tool!" in the subject line.

To which my wife replied "If you want to remodel something, re-tile the bathroom!"

[I still care]

Something happened to me a month ago that never happened to me before.

I clicked on the unsubscribe link in my spam (don't ask me why, maybe because the spam seemed more harmless than usual) and it actually unsubscribed me.

Since then I have been hardly getting any spam.

[bedolido]

Some of us have the opposite problem and need shrinkage pills.

You don't need shrikage pills... just be married for more then 10 years... it's automatic

[EggsAckley]

Ewwwwwwww!

[BrooklynGOP]

I am sorry I looked.. Specially the butt pic :(

[SeeRushToldU_So]

Bookmarked and I am going through the man in the wilderness' site now.

[Gorzaloon]

Oh, so it WAS "Rhodentia" he was writing about!

I'd know her anywhere.

[Lockbar]

Several years ago I happened to have "carnal knowledge" with a gal on the periphery of Porn who once had "relations" with Ron Jeremy. She said he was the most selfish lover she had met and was completely obsessed with his own gratification. I have actually seen Ron in person a couple of times, and I'm not at all surprised by her impression of him. BTW: His common nickname in the porn business now is "the hedgehog". Twenty years ago he was a reasonably decent looking guy, now he's just a fat mess.

[Paleo Conservative]

Some of us have the opposite problem and need shrinkage pills.

Especially at age 15.

[DeFault User]

I clicked on the unsubscribe link in my spam (don't ask me why, maybe because the spam seemed more harmless than usual) and it actually unsubscribed me.

Isnt't that a bit like jumping out of an airplane with no chute hoping you land in a haystack?

[oldcomputerguy]

But do the pills work?

[fish hawk]

If I gained an inch for every "Enlarge Your Penis" span I have received, why..... I'd be ten feet tall now.LOL

[Only1choice____Freedom]

You don't need shrikage pills... just be married for more then 10 years... it's automatic

I know something that works faster and effective every time - ask Bill.

One word.....HILLARY.

[tiamat]

PJ-Comix wrote:

Yeah, I'm still trying to figure out how you go from being a nuclear physicist to being a porn actor. Or was he a rocket scientist?

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Obviously he has a "rocket in his pocket"!

Tia

[L.N. Smithee]

Very entertaining stuff. One ICQ log from the spammer (Rodona Garst of Clarksville, TN) to her mother have her making reference to a mutual friend or relative that is up in arms over someone in the household who is looking at porn:

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Mom 1/3/00 3:39 AM

Rodona[,] Jeanne is having trouble with Matthew looking at porn stuff on the internet and she is very upset about it. She has told him not to and he promised he would not but she [has] found more stuff to indicate that he is still [doing] it. What alterantives [sic] does she have without taking the internet out of the house?

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Rodona curiously ignores this part of the conversation, and continues to help her mother book a trip online, never to return to the subject of Matthew the net porn addict.

Maybe Rodona had an attack of conscience, because she is aware that her spam business -- which includes porn spam --could where Matt got the links.

[L.N. Smithee]

Anybody else see that Ron Jeremy infomerical?

I stumbled across that, and laughed my head off. He wouldn't say the word -- he would say "a certain male organ" and such!

[contessa machiaveli]

don't forget the ad with former penthouse pet amy lynn for "longitude". she's sitting by a pool with fried, stringy blonde hair. the FDA actually shut that scam down.

[Elsie]

I'm waiting for the 'net equivalent of the 'x-ray glasses' that were a staple item on the back page of most comic books 40 years ago!

[jennyp]

you-were-looking-for-a-hobby? PING.