[Sloth]

LOS ANGELES TIMES, October 2003 -- Millions have become homeless under the draconian right-wing policies of the new governor, conservative Republican Arnold Schwarzeneggar. The former actor, whose father was a member of the Nazi Party, declared martial law and had electricity and water shut off in all major cities. This morning, he signed an executive order making it legal to shoot Jews and homeless people. Fellow actor Mel Gibson, whose father denies the Holocaust, was quoted as calling this "a good start." President Bush, whose great uncle's seventh cousin five times removed owned slaves, has yet to take a position on the California reforms.

[finnman69]

Bwahahahahahah!

[arasina]

LOL! So well written it's almost believable...scary! :o)