BEWARE of Clinton snail-mail spam

[BostonianRightist]

So I'm going through my mail the other day (tuesday), when I come across an envelope from the "William J. Clinton Presidential Foundation." First off, I don't know how they got my address for political purposes, i can't even register to vote yet. Secondly, why would they ask for donations from a 17 year old?

The envelope contained a few seperate peices of paper, two being a letter. I read the letter to soon find it was rife with slander dog-like begging. It's slander was amazingly brazen...

"Throughout the eight years of his presidency, you've been one of President Clinton's most loyal supporters."

No, i haven't been. I was six years old when he took the presidency. I was thirteen when I realized he was a disgrace. I read on...

Bill Clinton was good for America, and good for the American people.

Why do they lie?

Under his leadership, America once again became a positive force in the world.

And Reagan wasn't?

[Clinton] ended ethnic cleansing in Bosnia and Kosovo

Just wait a few years, it will kick back up again. And I thought the UN did a hell-of-a-lot more than the US.

Then, as per usual, they start the Bush bashing...

Since Bill Clinton left office, we've been through a lot together. But after the dust settles..."

While sifting through all this rhetoric, I found out exactly what they are doing. They are trying to raise money for a library dedicated to him. They enclose a picture of what the library will look like, it's pretty elaborate; it has about three times as much open park as building (no idea where it will be, maybe Arkansas). I suppose they will need a library to store all the pages of laws he wrote (Bubba wrote more pages of laws than any other president in the history of the nation).

They also enclose a donation slip (check the box with however much $$ you want to donate, plus an "other____" box). They say if you donate more than $35, you will get a "Clinton Presidential Center Cookbook" (yes, seriously). Some of the sample recipes are "Czech sauerkraut," "Italian Spaghetti," and "Dog Biscuits." Honestly, How many Czech's live in Arkansas? And Spaghetti is the least Italian of all stereotypes they could have chosen. "Dog Biscuits," yeah, that sounds about right.

On my donation slip i wrote...

Zero Dollars...Clinton ruined this great nation. This recession is his fault because he gave cheap labor to China. Not to mention bombing five nations, raping Juanita, and killing 35 people (Vince Foster, etc.). Klinton disgraced the presidency, and spat in the face of every American. Take me off your God D*** mailing list. Sincerely, A proud, soon to be voting, American

[BostonianRightist]

I hope others wont just through away this junk mail. please respond to these Rats.

[YaYa123]

"I was six years old when he took the presidency. I was thirteen when I realized he was a disgrace."

Wise beyond your years! You give geezers hope.

[Kozak]

If it came with a prepayed return envelope, "postage guranteed", then mail him a brick or a cinder block.

[ladyinred]

If I get an email from that socialist pig, I hope my computer self destructs.

[arasina]

Exellent response to the request for donations to the LIEbrary. You're teddibly shmott for a 17-year-old person. Good parents?

[doug from upland]

Way to go, kid. It looks like your parents did their job.

[Palladin]

Hey! You're pretty darn smart for a seventeen-year-old!

Keep up the good FReeping!

[reformed_dem]

There is hope for the younger generation!!!

[gsrinok]

Fantastic response to the clintonista slime! I'm sure some doe-eyed, nitwit intern's jaw will hit the floor when she opens that envelope.

[Bommer]

If it came with a prepayed return envelope, "postage guranteed", then mail him a brick or a cinder block.

Better yet, I hope I get one. I'll take a steaming crap ing a ziplock bag and send it to him.

[Revolting cat!]

Wonders never cease! Cliché piled on another cliché. 'Course with most of their readers (if they're doing better than picking 17 year old rightists) don't even need that much to send their buck down the RAT hole. But this shameless cliché pileup kind of assures the recipients that what they (the recipients) consider deep thinking is is shared and regarded as "wisdom" by someone somewhere. The senders must be smart enough to realize this, which makes it one cynical fundraising solicitation.

[Revolting cat!]

13 BUMP!

[rface]

First off, I don't know how they got my address for political purposes......

just a guess....NPR or PBS???

[Mo1]

Klinton disgraced the presidency, and spat in the face of every American. Take me off your God D*** mailing list. Sincerely, A proud, soon to be voting, American

Good for you !!!

[Thinkin' Gal]

"Throughout the eight years of his presidency, you've been one of President Clinton's most loyal supporters."

No, i haven't been. I was six years old when he took the presidency. I was thirteen when I realized he was a disgrace.

Then again, the Rats may have registered you at birth, and you've been voting ever since. After all, if the dead can vote...

[gatorgriz]

It's always wise, very wise to respond to the heathen, especially when they provide prepaid postage for the return mail... To bad you couldn't have put a brick in the envelope:-)

BTW, I've ordered about 50 or so Official French Travel brochures... Order them right of the net each time one of 'em piss me off... Not much in the grand scheme of things, but its one of this Freepers way of sending a message... Oh, and as for the French brochures, well my garbage can is next to my mail box, not a single brochure has crossed into my house, in fact I've never even opened one!

[ohmage]

They ought to get a copy of Senator Inhofe's March 15, 1999 floor speech, too.

I just happen to have a copy thanks to Phi Kap Mom for saving it...

http://www.freerepublic.com/forum/a3acbe8dc4767.htm

[Revolting cat!]

just a guess....NPR or PBS???

Yeah, do you recall ever sending a letter to Big Bird!

[Welsh Rabbit]

Secondly, why would they ask for donations from a 17 year old?

They must have assummed since you first entered school when Clinton took office, and being from Boston, you must be thoroughly brainwashed by your teachers into believing Bubba is the greatest man ever to walk the earth. They were probably hoping you would volunteer to work on building the library without pay, instead of going on to college. I was in the tenth grade and living in Alabama in 1992, and I found the Clinton worship by my teachers almost intolerable at times. Can't imagine what it must have been like for you, and I greatly admire your resolve.