So, you don't think it's probable that he's dead, if you think he died? It's Friday, I'm a Neener, You're a Neener, wouldn't they like to be a Neener, too?
Elijah & Moses jokes solicited. Solicitation is punishable by law, but comics make good money.
:>) More insight into Moses' life & teachings from kids:
Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.
The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.
The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.
Moses died before he ever reached Canada.
Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
Damn those Israelites and their Chocolate Pudding Vats of Death! ;)
Many Hindus believe Enoch and Elijah were simply earlier incarnations of John the Baptist and Jesus.
I was reading "Why Men Hate Going to Church" this morning as part of my devotions and the author made a good point. He asked what would you choose as heaven,
a.) Dressed in a white gown and doing nothing but singing or playing a harp eternally as most churches portray heaven.
b.) Making celestial babies eternally as the Mormons portray heaven.
c.) Being serviced by 72 virgins as the Muslims portray heaven.
Let's see, singing or sex; singing or sex; singing or sex? What would a man choose?
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
LOLOLOL!