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To: xzins; P-Marlowe; DouglasKC; kerryusama04; Diego1618

"Moses probably died."

Probably nothing! He's dead, that's D E A D, as in Anna Nicole Smith. "kicked the bucket", "shuffled of this mortal coil", "reached room temperature" "pushing up daisies", "no pulse", "gone", "singing with the angels", "gathered unto thy people".

Num. 31:1-2, "And the LORD spake unto Moses, saying,
Avenge the children of Israel of the Midianites: afterward shalt thou be gathered unto thy people."


9 posted on 02/23/2007 7:07:16 AM PST by blue-duncan
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To: blue-duncan; P-Marlowe; Corin Stormhands; scripter; Revelation 911; Buggman; opus86; ...

So, you don't think it's probable that he's dead, if you think he died? It's Friday, I'm a Neener, You're a Neener, wouldn't they like to be a Neener, too?

Elijah & Moses jokes solicited. Solicitation is punishable by law, but comics make good money.



:>) More insight into Moses' life & teachings from kids:


Moses led the Hebrews to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread which is bread without any ingredients.

The Egyptians were all drowned in the dessert. Afterwards, Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten ammendments.

The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.

Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

Then Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.

The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.


10 posted on 02/23/2007 7:20:33 AM PST by xzins (Retired Army Chaplain and Proud of It! Those who support the troops will pray for them to WIN!)
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