Now you’re trying too hard but it was cute while it lasted...
Even if I were Satan....It should not matter.
Will you join me in praying to God, and giving thanks?
You are not the first.....or even the two-thousand four-hundred thirty-second to be frightened by a question from the REAL gate keeper, St Peter.
His mission is ordained by God, and your tragic attempts to usurp his status, although amusing to Pete, are truly blasphemous to God.
My mother was first to introduce me to God. Like me, she is on a first name basis with the Lord, and Pete.
Peter is too eager for you to insult my mother, and continue to weaken the faith of my fellow Christians.
Despite my excellent standing, my prayers for you have taken a back seat to your own usurptations, judgements, and efforts to weaken the Christian faith.
Especially those who blaspheme, ridicule, and attempt to weaken the righteous, shoud be invited to join in prayer and give thanks.
Will you join me?