Posted on 03/04/2016 7:58:11 PM PST by PJ-Comix
Church of Cheetah Missouri Synod?
Perhaps not as ridiculous as it sounds according to the U.K. Independent. That newspaper suggests that chimpanzees tossing rocks at trees could be a primitive form of religous practice. They provide a video of this "ritual" but to your humble correspondent, it looks like nothing more than a bunch of dumb monkeys idly tossing rocks around. However, the idea of chimp worship is no more ridiculous than the Independent aping a lot of other news outlets last December when they published a story about how 2016 will be the HOTTEST YEAR ON RECORD. So rather than be branded a heretic, I shall now allow the Independent to make the case for pious chimps.
(Excerpt) Read more at newsbusters.org ...
Hey, I couldn't resist but I think the reader with the comment about the first chimp to invent a hat had the FUnniest line of them all.
Another establishment plan to dilute and pervert peoples beliefs and faith since they havent figured out how to make pedophilia a religion.
Maybe they were watching a clip from 2001: A Space Oddessy...
Allah, the murderous god of tourism.
In retrospect, it is obviously a religious “liturgy.”
Similarly, chimpanzees in the zoo that throw their feces at humans must be worshiping us. It’s all so clear now.
Panama. Sleeping in an RON position.Had howler monkeys barking at us, crapping in their “hands” and throwing their feces at us. I did not feel like an object of worship.
Main story’s purpose is to suggest that religious people are not ‘evolved’.
bump for later
Anything like Trinity United???...
Ouch...
Rimshot.
I feel a “primate” joke fermenting.
I think they are trying to discredit religion and *prove* that it’s *primitive* and therefore we are *evolving* out of it.
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