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New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A
The Babylon Bee ^ | September 17, 2019 | The Babylon Bee

Posted on 09/21/2020 5:54:35 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

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To: AnotherUnixGeek

Good red beans and rice !


21 posted on 09/21/2020 6:39:48 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Mark17

Dan Cathy sold his birthright for a bowl of SJW


22 posted on 09/21/2020 6:41:46 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
If he had faith, he could have just gone to McDonald's.

Family Prays At McDonald's, Food Miraculously Transforms Into Chick-Fil-A

23 posted on 09/21/2020 6:44:57 PM PDT by KarlInOhio (In 2016 Obama ended America's 220 year tradition of peaceful transfer of power after an election.)
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To: circlecity

The way I read it in the bible, It sounded like a mix of Prime rib steak and cowboy beans with texas toast. :)


24 posted on 09/21/2020 7:03:15 PM PDT by Redcitizen
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Jacob the Jew was even shrewder than we thought.


25 posted on 09/21/2020 7:11:16 PM PDT by right way right (May we remain sober over mere men, for God really is our only true hope.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I saw Esau
Sittin’ on a see-saw
Chewin’ on a pawpaw
An’ playin’ with his geegaw
Lahk summa kinda outlaw


26 posted on 09/21/2020 7:26:50 PM PDT by yefragetuwrabrumuy ("All men and women were created by the, you know, you know, the thing.” -- Joe Biden 3/3/20)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
"Man, it's about lunchtime," he added. "I'd give my birthright for a 12-count nugget right about now."

Not as good if you don't also get a large Frosted Lemonade to go with it.

27 posted on 09/21/2020 7:29:26 PM PDT by boatbums (Come unto me all you who are burdened and heavy laden - for my yoke is easy and my burden is light.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Popeyes chicken sandwhich maybe, but chick-fil-a tastes like crap in comparison.


28 posted on 09/21/2020 7:30:35 PM PDT by Bommer (I'm a MAGA-Deplorian! It is the way! It is the only way!)
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Dan Cathy sold his birthright for a bowl of SJW

Yes he did. I watched it on You Tube. What a woke A hole.

29 posted on 09/21/2020 9:07:07 PM PDT by Mark17 (USAF Retired. Father of a US Air Force commissioned officer, and trained Air Force combat pilot.)
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To: combat_boots
LOL! 😆
30 posted on 09/21/2020 9:18:10 PM PDT by nutmeg (Mega prayers for Rush Limbaugh)
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To: combat_boots
That was so funny I sent it to my mother.
31 posted on 09/21/2020 9:26:40 PM PDT by Harmless Teddy Bear (And lead us not into hysteria, but deliver us from the handwashers. Amen!)
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To: Mark17

Yep not like his dad who supported Salvation Army


32 posted on 09/21/2020 10:21:49 PM PDT by SaveFerris (Luke 17:28 ... as it was in the days of Lot; they did eat, they drank, they bought, they sold ......)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear; nutmeg

Glad you liked it

The Bee is rolling hard these days!


33 posted on 09/22/2020 4:26:56 AM PDT by combat_boots (Hi God bless Israel and all who protect and defend her. Merry Christmas! In God We Trust!)
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