New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A

The Babylon Bee ^ | September 17, 2019 | The Babylon Bee

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

U.S.—Scholars working at top divinity schools across the country now believe that Esau traded his birthright for a spicy chicken sandwich from Chick-fil-A, not a bowl of soup or lentils as originally thought.

"It never really made sense to us that he traded his birthright for lentils," said one expert working at Southern Seminary. "Who likes lentils? Lentils are gross. But do you know what would have made sense? If he came back from hunting and smelled that delicious, patented Chick-fil-A scent."

"Man, it's about lunchtime," he added. "I'd give my birthright for a 12-count nugget right about now."

[glasseye]

It is a good sandwich...

[rlmorel]

I swear, just their titles make me grin...:)

[Vendome]

LOL!

[faithhopecharity]

Well then esau didn’t strike such a bad bargain after all

[combat_boots]

Then there’s this new Fisher-Price toy

https://babylonbee.com/news/fisher-price-introduces-supreme-court-protest-playhouse-that-can-be-vandalized-and-burned-down

[Wiz-Nerd]

Thank you for posting. What a great belly laugh! Don’t get those too often.

[LouieFisk]

I’d go for that deal myself!

[combat_boots]

And this

https://babylonbee.com/news/state-that-just-voted-to-reduce-penalties-for-pedophiles-not-sure-why-god-keeps-lighting-them-on-fire

[Yo-Yo]

A Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich would have been funnier.

[Noumenon]

No Cuck-Fil-A for me.

[dainbramaged]

Anyone remember “We saw Esau sitting on the see saw”?

[j.havenfarm]

It would be funnier because the Popeyes chicken sandwich is sublime. I’ll never go back to Chik-Fil-a. I use Door Dash so as to avoid the slow, stupid and foul mouthed staff at the only Popeyes within 10 miles of my house. I’m serious. It’s worth it

[unread]

Hey, I may be tempted to do the same.. My wife and I sure do LOVE that "spicy chicken deluxe"..

[circlecity]

I dunno, Esau’s stew sounds pretty good to me.

[PROCON]

Chick-Fil-A is much better than Kenny Roger's Roasters

[Blood of Tyrants]

LOL!

[AnotherUnixGeek]

New Evidence Suggests Esau Actually Sold Birthright For Spicy Chicken Sandwich From Chick-Fil-A

I really am not sure what a birthright would have been in my case, but I'm pretty sure if I'd have sold it for some Popeye's red beans and rice several times in the past year.

[Mark17]

I wonder if Esau would have done that, if he knew Chick Fil A CEO, was going to get woke, and shine shies? 😁

[Big Red Badger]

“...and One Day,
We’re going to
Catch That Chicken!”
.
Funniest Line
Ever Spoken!