“… I’m gonna take two weeks gonna have a fine vacation
I’m gonna take my problem to the United Nations
Oh, well, I called my congressman, and he said, quote
“I’d like to help you son, but you’re too young to vote”
The ten consensus suggestions ...
Thou shalt not emit carbon dioxide.
Thou shalt not emit methane.
Thou shalt not eat meat.
Thou shalt not drive thy car, unless it be electric.
Thou shalt honour Greta and Al.
Thou shalt not build a coal-fired power station, unless it be in China.
Thou shalt not look too carefully at the data.
Thou shalt not question experts.
Thou shalt not count up these suggestions, for there are only nine.