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Bowhunting M-16 Sharpsooting, Skydiving Soldier Runs for Miss America
Examiner.com ^ | 09/11/2013 | Steven H Ahle

Posted on 09/11/2013 1:02:15 PM PDT by Red Statements

“She's a redneck boy's dream come true. Theresa Vail is a bowhunter, an M-16 sharpshooter, skydiver, national guard soldier, gease monkey, and also Miss Kansas. She's been a motorcycle racing queen and can skin out a deer with the best of them. And if that wasn't enough to melt your heart, she is also devastatingly beautiful. She is not, to say the least, your typical beauty queen contestant. She will also differ from past and present contestants in another way. She intends to let the whole world see her tattoos, which include the Serenity Prayer and the army's medical insignia. Usually contestants have their tattoos removed or covered stratigally by their bathing suit.

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KEYWORDS: missamerica; misskansas; nationalguard; theresavail
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To: Red Statements

WINNER!


21 posted on 09/11/2013 1:17:43 PM PDT by Dysart (Being nuts has its advantages...and the machete doesn't hurt, either.)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

22 posted on 09/11/2013 1:17:50 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Why haven't we heard from the 30 Benghazi survivors?)
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To: taildragger

23 posted on 09/11/2013 1:19:06 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Why haven't we heard from the 30 Benghazi survivors?)
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To: Uncle Miltie

Squirrel. It’s what’s for supper!


24 posted on 09/11/2013 1:20:46 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (From time to time the tree of liberty must be watered with the blood of tyrants and patriots.)
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To: taildragger

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25 posted on 09/11/2013 1:20:52 PM PDT by showme_the_Glory (ILLEGAL: prohibited by law. ALIEN: Owing political allegiance to another country or government)
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To: showme_the_Glory
Is that how many we have send to TX ! LOL ! What if we find out the get prettier and smarter with cloning ? :-)
26 posted on 09/11/2013 1:22:08 PM PDT by taildragger (The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks....)
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To: Red Statements

Watch some young lad in a Military High School or even a regular one is gonna ask her to be his prom date, garrrunnteed...


27 posted on 09/11/2013 1:24:47 PM PDT by taildragger (The E-GOP won't know what hit them, The Party of Reagan is almost here, hang tight folks....)
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To: Uncle Miltie
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28 posted on 09/11/2013 1:24:59 PM PDT by GnL
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To: Red Statements

She is one Pretty-Kitty!


29 posted on 09/11/2013 1:25:38 PM PDT by 2harddrive
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To: GnL

30 posted on 09/11/2013 1:28:08 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Why haven't we heard from the 30 Benghazi survivors?)
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To: Doogle

LOL


31 posted on 09/11/2013 1:28:16 PM PDT by windcliff
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To: showme_the_Glory

32 posted on 09/11/2013 1:28:50 PM PDT by Uncle Miltie (Why haven't we heard from the 30 Benghazi survivors?)
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To: Uncle Miltie

<gulp....


33 posted on 09/11/2013 1:30:51 PM PDT by ReaganÜberAlles
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To: ReaganÃœberAlles

She’s got The Serenity Prayer tattooed on her right side and a military tattoo on her shoulder. She won’t win.


34 posted on 09/11/2013 1:33:58 PM PDT by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: Uncle Miltie

What’s that thing she shot with whatever she shot it with?


35 posted on 09/11/2013 1:37:44 PM PDT by SkyDancer (A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
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To: SkyDancer

Squirrels.


36 posted on 09/11/2013 1:39:00 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Salamander

Mmm, ‘kay but what is that rifle?? Some sort of .22?


37 posted on 09/11/2013 1:39:42 PM PDT by SkyDancer (A white woman would be accused of racism if she gave birth to a white baby.)
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To: massgopguy

So much for “tolerance”.

I hope she kicks ass.


38 posted on 09/11/2013 1:39:44 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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To: Red Statements

Good to know she’s getting her life together. I had the hardest time getting her to stop stalking and sexting me.


39 posted on 09/11/2013 1:40:25 PM PDT by fso301
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To: SkyDancer

I can’t see it very well on my 1900X screen but it looks like a shotgun, maybe?

I used .22 for squirrel.

Her mileage may vary.

[really great mess of squirrel, though]


40 posted on 09/11/2013 1:41:47 PM PDT by Salamander (Can't sleep...the clowns will eat me.)
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