Breaking News: SUVs Discovered On Jupiter

Dakota Voice ^ | 5/23/2008 | Bob Ellis

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Well, not really.

But according to this post from NASA, cliamte change is occuring on Jupiter. The planet is getting warmer, so there must be SUVs, or power plants, or factories, or all of them somewhere on Jupiter...and they're almost certainly man-made.

After all, since Al Gore says natural cliamte change is patently impossible here on Earth, there's no way it couls be happening naturally on Jupiter. Or Mars, since global warming was cited there, too, last year.

We evil humans! Exporting our environmental devastation to the rest of the solar system. We must be stopped!

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

From the NASA link [at URL]:

"... Jupiter's recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant is getting warmer near the equator."

[nuconvert]

It’s all those darn wood burning fireplaces up there.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

What say you?

[MrB]

It’s the greenhouse gases from the EEEEEEvil capitalist America that have finally leaked their way to Jupiter.

The greenies will try to spin this to the rubes as

“LOOK! Global warming is so bad it’s even affecting Jupiter! Global Socialism NOW!”

[GOPJ]

Yep, Gore and friends will have to create a command economy - with themselves at the top, in order to save Jupiter.

Citizens who object will be put in re-education camps.

[Laissez-faire capitalist]

Al Gore must be dispatched ASAP, so that he can get those people on Jupiter and Mars to sign Kyoto II!!!

[Dudoight]

I love it! Brilliant!

[TexasNative2000]

THAT’S where I want my carbon credits to be cashed in.....

[Joe 6-pack]

LOL....according to this study...

http://news.mongabay.com/2008/0518-hurricanes.html

...we will have fewer hurricanes in 2008 as the result of global warming. Between less cold weather, longer growing seasons, and fewer hurricanes, I'm not really seeing any downside to this.

[NRA1995]

In other news, NASCAR has been holding races around Saturn’s rings.

[Bender2]

[abishai]

Whether we find life on it or not, I still think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

[Izzy Dunne]

I'm not really seeing any downside to this.

Hearing Al Gore bloviate isn't a downside?

[Izzy Dunne]

I still think Jupiter should be considered an enemy planet.

You could be right. They are gearing up for war at this very moment!

[Graycliff]

Let’s see! So all the planets in our solar system are showing signs of warming. Hmmmmm

[rod1]

Guess Jupiterians never signed the Kyoto Accords.

[HardStarboard]

>>> The planet is getting warmer, so there must be SUVs, or power plants, or factories, or all of them somewhere on Jupiter...and they're almost certainly man-made made by White Europeans.<<<

[who_would_fardels_bear]

An alternate theory is that the Jovians recently became suspicious of the vaccines that they have been receiving from Mercury, and are now suffering from a massive measles epidemic.

[mikrofon]

We now know that this supposed cometary impact was only a cover story for a secret SUV shipment to the gas giant...

[steelyourfaith]

 

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