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I could swear that the right to massage horses was somewhere in the First Amendment....
1 posted on 08/12/2008 11:30:17 AM PDT by MrLegalReform
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To: MrLegalReform

Oh, man...this could be a wild ride.


2 posted on 08/12/2008 11:34:25 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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To: MrLegalReform
I could swear that the right to massage horses was somewhere in the First Amendment....

Well one judge has found that underage stripping is a protected first amendment right, so why not.

3 posted on 08/12/2008 11:34:44 AM PDT by Always Right (Obama: more arrogant than Bill Clinton, more naive than Jimmy Carter, and more liberal than LBJ.)
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To: MrLegalReform
This thread could get really creepy really fast.


4 posted on 08/12/2008 11:35:00 AM PDT by Artemis Webb ( OBAMA/HUCKABEE '08)
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To: MrLegalReform

My wife is an avid horse rider and about once every month she takes her horse to a state licenced horse chiropractor.


5 posted on 08/12/2008 11:35:01 AM PDT by ops33 (Senior Master Sergeant, USAF (Retired))
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To: MrLegalReform

I’m not touching that one with a ten-foot ... uhhh... pole.


6 posted on 08/12/2008 11:35:45 AM PDT by gracesdad
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"The National Board of Certification for Animal Acupressure and Massage plans to start an online exam next month to create credential standards. Among other things, it will test massage techniques, anatomy, ethics and animal behavior. "

I love my pets to death, but there is no way I would pay someone to rub my dogs tummy for him every time he wanted. I would be in the poor house in about a week...

7 posted on 08/12/2008 11:36:27 AM PDT by Abathar (Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
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To: MrLegalReform

I’d bet there are some long faces out there in horse land.


9 posted on 08/12/2008 11:36:55 AM PDT by Boanarges
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To: MrLegalReform

The nanny state run wild! The state regulates massaging animals!!! Abolish that regulation and fire the five bureacrats who were hired to enforce it. (I’m assuming typical gov’t inefficiency here.)


10 posted on 08/12/2008 11:37:21 AM PDT by The_Reader_David (And when they behead your own people in the wars which are to come, then you will know. . .)
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To: MrLegalReform

“she claims the state of Maryland is keeping her from her first love: Massaging horses.”

Stupid woman. Don’t hang out with talking horses and keep your trap shut and who will know??

Must be a slow news day...


17 posted on 08/12/2008 11:43:39 AM PDT by AuntB ( "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - George Orwell)
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“I could swear that the right to massage horses was somewhere in the First Amendment....”

No, that’s the right to text message horses.


22 posted on 08/12/2008 11:50:27 AM PDT by TKDietz
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To: MrLegalReform

I’ll bet she has “Man Hands.”


29 posted on 08/12/2008 11:55:00 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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Here’s her website:

http://www.thebetteranimal.com/

She might be “not guilty.”


30 posted on 08/12/2008 11:57:17 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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To: MrLegalReform
In action:
32 posted on 08/12/2008 11:58:47 AM PDT by rightinthemiddle (The Mainstream Media Controls Our Party. Go, RINOS!)
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"Equine Sports Massage Therapy
Improve your horses performance and balance!"
http://www.horsemassage.net/
34 posted on 08/12/2008 12:00:43 PM PDT by ETL (Lots of REAL smoking-gun evidence on the ObamaRats at my Home page: http://www.freerepublic.com/~etl)
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Maybe it has something to do with the establishment of "post Roads." Those post riders were riding something, after all.

-PJ

35 posted on 08/12/2008 12:01:16 PM PDT by Political Junkie Too (Obama's "citizen of the world" is the 2008 version of Kerry's "global test.")
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To: MrLegalReform

Maryland is a sick place.


39 posted on 08/12/2008 12:48:11 PM PDT by TribalPrincess2U
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To: MrLegalReform; Abundy; Albion Wilde; AlwaysFree; AnnaSASsyFR; bayliving; BFM; ...

Maryland “Freak State” PING!


41 posted on 08/13/2008 5:35:11 AM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Drill Here! Drill Now! Pay Less! Sign the petition at http://www.americansolutions.com/)
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