Posted on 06/23/2010 8:11:56 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Raining Oil On Louisiana
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqPF9dtCc9g
Mc offered his resignation before he was called to DC; I talked to some on the ground before.
“the yellow medal”
How appropriate. Or the medal that got you shot in the back.
Why was he denying it earlier today?
Could be worse... Wesley.
Beats me. We taked about it yesterday afternoon, off and on, till late last night.
OT: I need the date a federal disaster area on DWHorizon.
Also when FEMA got involved.
Oh aren't we Americans so lucky to have the fortune of being lead by O'Bumbler in chief and his side-kick Bite-me? Reminds me of the movie Buck Privates starring Abbott and Costello.
Kerretarded,
Thanks VERY much for this link..
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