Posted on 11/03/2010 8:44:01 AM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
10 minutes of ‘poor me in the white house bubble’
said he is encouraged when he meets ‘the people’ - the ones he calls the enemy?
no one asked about taking 40 planes on vacay and that carbon footprint - no question on the wisdom of spending $200/day on vacay with unemployment at 10%
His speech was exactly how Rush said it would be.
Paybacks are hell.
you know some people have a winch on their vehicles around here. We pull ourselves out should that awful event happen!
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I heard that comment live and thought the same thing.
Enough with this woman Rush.
I like this caller. Holding their feet to the fire is the new mantra. No more crap!
Indeed...
OMG Rush, have pity and hang up on this woman. She’s been saying the same thing over and over and over and over and over!
Good God! “More appreciation for us on the ground’ blah blah blah.
OK, we get it, ONE sentence he said plunged you into a funk, WE HEARD YOU!!!!!
He is too engaged with her to hang up. She reminds him of someone in his past and he seems really comfortable bantering with her. It happens.
Not SOTH -- to replace Mike Pence.
This Stacy chick is such a crabby downer. Rush get her off the phone, why is he spending so much time with her and her crankiness? She’s pouring cold water on our great victorious celebration.
The little elitist, arrogant snot who put up the “turn in anybody who complains about Obamacare” link on the WH page basically flipped Issa off. I know he is relatively small taters, but he is representative of the late 20ish,early 30ish liberal red diaper babies Obie has surrounded himself with. For them invasion of privacy is just a game. Never had any significant accomplishments on their own and owe their station in life to parents who protected and pulled strings. They have no idea how most of us live. I wouldn’t mind seeing every one of them frog marched to the closest federal prison with a bar of soap on a rope.
Yep, zero needs to hand the car keys back to We The People.
I have a man-crush on Marco Rubio.
Oh, and Rush, he WAS born here.
Looks like the effing pricks nose wasn’t pointed so high up today. That happens when you’ve been given a beatdown!! Only if we got the Senate too....oh well!!
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