STOP BEING PC PANSY ASSES! Look, it’s highly unlikely that someone named Norman Goldblum, Patrick McCrary, George Smith or Helen Jackson is a terrorist. Jacob Yoder also isn’t.
Ahmed Mohammad might be. Mena Patel probably isn’t. Omar Hussein could be.
Use common sense. When we stop being afraid to say that old Jewish women probably aren’t terrorists and young Middle Eastern males might well be, we’ll be better off.
Profiling. Sorry, but it’s true. If you have the word “Mohammad” anywhere in your name, or are from any country that ends in “stan” we’re gonna check you out.
Oh, and seal the damn border.
Do I get to have a cigarette after I have screening.
Racial profiling is right as rain!
If in the middle of the official down the pants groping...
-- the gropee just "got all emotional" and proceeded to beat the slimy snot out of the TSA screener...
---Self-defense against assualt (state criminal statutes in play)...
---Unintended reflex-response to being SEXUALLY ASSAULTED
etc...
More than a couple of good defenses here...
etc...
just sayin'
What say you??
When do the Nudist Flights start? Can they skip the lines?
When Bush was president the left was so concerned that he was abusing the “rights” of terrorists. Now with Obama, the government abuses and tramples on the rights of all citizens against unreasonable searches, but who cares? Certainly not the left.
Please explain to me, Obama, why grabbing someone’s “package” is not a sexual assault.
Routine cavity searches by January?
Traveler: I opt out.
TSA agent: OK, we'll have to give you a full pat down, including both thighs up to the groin.
Traveler: sigh if you must. But in the interests of full disclosure, you need to know that due to some unpleasant events in my past, which I neither want to discuss nor even think about, I'm told that the I beat the last guy who touched my crotch into a bloody pulp. Mind you, I have no recollection of actually doing this, and I think I can control it if I can brace myself for the unwanted contact. Still, I want you to know that I have the highest respect for you and admire the difficult job you do, so if I have a full psychotic break and injure you, it's nothing personal, and I have no conscious control over it.
(pause)
Traveler: Your move.
The TSA Anthem..............
Title: See Me, Feel Me
Artist: The Who
Send “See Me, Feel Me” Ringtone to your Cell
See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me
See Me
Feel Me
Touch Me
Heal Me
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behing you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinion
From you, I get the story
Listening to you, I get the music
Gazing at you, I get the heat
Following you, I climb the mountain
I get excitement at your feet
Right behind you, I see the millions
On you, I see the glory
From you, I get opinion
From you, I get the story......
I propose that all passengers wear bathrobes with nothing under them, so the people who are protecting us from Muslim terrorism can see, grope, insert fingers and instruments where necessary, and otherwise keep us safe for Democracy, while being sensitive to the rights and dignity of the Muslim terrorists we are guarding against.
Well I won’t be flying ever again. First guy puts his hands down my pants is getting knocked the *uck out. If one of their female officers do it, Mrs Grunthor will have her own problems with that.
When flying to Korea in 1976 I got the hand in the pants screening by the Japanese screeners.
Welcome to the other world, the one everybody else has lived in for decades......
ENOUGH! Why aren’t we prosecuting these criminal deviants?!?!?
sung to Pants on the ground
—
Hands in yur pants
Hands in yur pants
Up to our elbows
with our hands in yur pants!
I believe I will be dialing 911 and reporting a sexual assault in progress and press charges against the individual. Or I may just beat the living crap out of him in self defense. Anyone want to represent me in court?
Can I at least request a buxom redhead to grope me before my flight?
Wow! look at those TSA babes. So I get in line.. when it was my turn they told me it was the self-search line. (Thanks, Rodney Dangerfield: “I went to a massage parlor, the girls told me it was self-service.”)