[Zuben Elgenubi]

This is great. At least the media will move away from Arizona and nuts with Glocks. Nothing like a great, polluting volcano that causes global climate change to get the media’s attention. Oh yeah, and a lot of people dieing.

[hoosierham]

2 km or 1.5 miles isn't a safe distance IF the volcano blows like Mt. St. Helens or the old Krakatoa!

Ten times the distance is more like it.

[Fred Hayek]

Global Warming!
Bush’s Fault!

[La Lydia]

I am numb to disasters. All I can think of is we will end up paying to put everything right.

[wolfman23601]

I blame SUVs, Sarah Palin, Rush Limbaugh and evil corporations.

[ClearCase_guy]

It’s the End Times.

[Red_Devil 232]

Fisherman and tourists are advised to stay at least 2 km from the volcano.

How about a 2000 km distance and way inland away from any ocean!

[JoeProBono]

November 2007

[SnakeDoctor]

Elaine: What did you think, that would impress me?

Jerry: You got it all wrong! I was thinking only of the poor Krakatoans!

Elaine: Like you give this donation for 50 bucks and I'd start tearing my clothes off?

Jerry: Those brave Krakatoans... East of Java! Who sacrificed so much for so long!

SnakeDoc

[Logic n' Reason]

I am absolutely sure that the "vitriolic, vituprative" rhetoric from the right wing nut jobs coupled with the prevalence of handguns in our society caused this volcanic eruption.

FOX News should be banned, increase funding for The Endowment for the Arts by 3,000%, re-establish the fairness doctrine, and Rush Limbaugh, Hannity, Beck and Coulter banned forever from the airwaves.

In this way...we'll put an end to that nasty old lava and further eruptions.

And if all this doesn't work....we'll just blame it on Bush!

[elcid1970]

“Krakatoa Katie, she ain’t no lady,

“When she starts to shake her sarong!”

;^)

[PSYCHO-FREEP]

The EPA needs to control these massive C02 emissions! Immediately! It's now making the Oceans acidic!

[Kenny Bunk]

What time is the tsunami?

[hennie pennie]

Just how bad is this eruption???

[LurkedLongEnough]

Just looked at how this is breaking in the American MSM. Wow! This is sure to bust open the headlines!

Oops, wait a minute, the headlines went back to “spotting hate speech”.

[TomGuy]

Krakatoa katie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lDCPCf03ulY

[thackney]

[The Comedian]

Ah, my favorite Tuesday-morning-coffee-and-volcanic-doom combo plate.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Big_Harry]

I saw this on a Mighty Mouse episode when I was a kid. He tied the top shut with something.

[NorwegianViking]

http://www.thejakartapost.com/news/2011/01/11/residents-be-evacuated-mt-anak-krakatau-spews-ash.html