Posted on 02/23/2011 8:21:00 AM PST by IMissPresidentReagan
AND NOW . . . amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke. . . it is time for . . . that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-the-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him, do NOT doubt him, with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A Real Man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander in Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do—that’s host. Get ready to what you were born to do—that’s listen (and post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread).
Call The Rush Limbaugh Show program line between 12 Noon and 3PM Eastern Time at: 1-800-282-2882
E-mail Rush: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Fax Rush at: 212-445-3963
Write a letter to Rush and mail it to:
The Rush Limbaugh Show
1270 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020
Join This Ping List Now! Click Here To Join this Ping List!
Hump Day Ping a lings.
I've quit listening to Hannity, a union card carrying, self absorbed hypocrite with the debating skills of a 8th grader. I can't stand the weepy Beck.
Maybe it's time to quit Rush.
don’t let the door split ya where the saddle fits ya
Good one.
Good morning.
no yime for marys this day
LOL - Love that.
Well - that caller made me want to hang myself from the rafters. What an enormous waste of air and time discussing someone completely irrelevent.
So you’re defending Trump, too. Just for the record.
Gooood Morning. Another week halfway in the can! Wahooo.
Good Afternoon IMPR!
There is no question that Rush, Beck and others are conservatives.
I’m pretty sure most of us have at least one friend that’s a liberal. My approach is to pray for their souls just as I pray for atheists to accept Christ :p We don’t abandon friends because they have a view or two we don’t like. We try to change their minds because we care about them.
My 2 cents
Good Afternoon!!!! Looks like UConn received the strangest punishments from the NCAA. What a bunch of crackpots that must work for the NCAA.
Well said.
no..........I’m defendin years of EIB successes
you need to go shoe a critter
you know.....just for the record
I don't think so (google 'trump president') and the caller was right to question his donations based on lots of speculation that Trump will run for president in 2012 as a Republican. Based on that, Trump's donations to democrats are surely relevant and Rush's defense was based on Donald's business deals in Chicago, IOW, pay to play. How can Rush defend that?
I've been listening to Rush since 1992 but having that faggot sing at his wedding and then getting all chummy with him and his 'partner' was nauseating. But defending pay to play because it's his 'pal' is just wrong.
You might want to pass on those 3 martini lunches because he did nothing of the kind. Rush went as far and said he would call Trump and interview him, which he rarely does, and ask him about the donation. Or did you bump your head before he said that? Rush even joked that it may be because the mafia made Trump do it, "cement boots and thrown in the river" or something like that. Not once did he agree Trump was a conservative.
Hello.
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.