Can we petition Congress to ban earthquakes? The release of all this methane gas contributes to global warming and climate change, and I really think our elected officials should do something to stop these devastating earthquakes.
To: AtlasStalled
“The release of all this methane gas contributes to global warming and climate change, and I really think our elected officials should do something to stop these devastating earthquakes.”
I agree. A select committee should be set up to study what we can do to prevent earth farts.
2 posted on
07/28/2013 11:02:00 AM PDT by
Stormdog
(A rifle transforms one from subject to Citizen)
To: AtlasStalled
Everyone knows... better to let it out and bare the shame, than hold it in and bear the pain.
Just assume an excuse me on Mother Nature's part.
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07/28/2013 11:06:09 AM PDT by
DoughtyOne
(Kill the bill... Begin enforcing our current laws, signed by President Ronald Reagan.)
To: AtlasStalled
Not to mention other large sources of gas:
4 posted on
07/28/2013 11:08:13 AM PDT by
RightGeek
(FUBO and the donkey you rode in on)
To: AtlasStalled
To: AtlasStalled; DoughtyOne; RightGeek
Why worry about earthquakes?
I watched “Blazing Saddles” and saw the potential devastation wrought by bipodal legumes...
6 posted on
07/28/2013 11:13:31 AM PDT by
Old Sarge
(My "KMA List" is growing daily...)
To: AtlasStalled
I really think our elected officials should do something to stop these devastating earthquakes. Absolutely! Any government that can end evolution with laws like the Endangered Species Act -- which stops "survival of the fittest" in its tracks -- should easily be able to stop earthquakes, hurricanes, flooding and other natural disasters.
To: AtlasStalled
And thus we now have the answer to the age old question: “Which came first, the methane or the quake?” ;-)
10 posted on
07/28/2013 11:15:26 AM PDT by
rockrr
(Everything is different now...)
To: AtlasStalled
Oh, horrors. Mother Nature is going to ruin the planet!!!
27 posted on
07/28/2013 11:43:03 AM PDT by
JoeFromSidney
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To: AtlasStalled
Next threat to humanity: Global Farting
28 posted on
07/28/2013 11:43:54 AM PDT by
bigbob
To: AtlasStalled
"Quakes Thought to Help Release Methane From Seabed..." ...and because we know methane is a greenhouse gas and because we know fracking causes earthquakes - therefore no fracking!
29 posted on
07/28/2013 11:49:06 AM PDT by
Flag_This
(Real presidents don't bow.)
To: AtlasStalled
Quakes Thought to Help Release Methane From Seabed Was that me...or was that you?
31 posted on
07/28/2013 11:59:10 AM PDT by
Vaquero
(Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
To: AtlasStalled
Oh, great, so next earthquake some redneck’s going to try to light the earth fart.
34 posted on
07/28/2013 12:29:48 PM PDT by
AZLiberty
(No tag today.)
To: AtlasStalled
Quakes Thought to Help Release Methane From Seabed, So the earth farts...who knew?
41 posted on
07/28/2013 1:47:51 PM PDT by
tbpiper
To: AtlasStalled
WE’d need a seismic ceasefire petition.. and a volcanic one too.. and then the effects of our cooling solar cosmic situation,, well, that adds to the mix.. Good luck!
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