[thegagline]

Note to self

Day drinking begins after the kids are dropped off at school.

[BipolarBob]

Well, to be fair, you can’t claim to drink all day long unless you start early in the morning.

[Macoozie]

“driving under the influence while she dropped her child off at middle school Monday”

Florida Woman ain’t got nutin’.
You Go Girl!

[unixfox]

Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill it.

[cabojoe]

That right there is another good reason to be homeschoolin’.

[monkeyshine]

shortly before noon

School starts at noon? Or did she need to get herself straight before dropping off the kids?

[ClearCase_guy]

To be fair, if a cop pulls you over and asks where you’re from and you say “Mashantucket” he’s going to suspect that you’re drunk.

[glorgau]

Mothers Little Helper

[lee martell]

Sad and shameful for that child. Now the whole school knows about “Mommy’s ‘medicine problems’.

[Nifster]

Poor kid

[Track9]

I wonder if the erratic part was from drinking or just having to live in Connecticut.

[Feckless]

Breakfast is the most important drink of the day.

[Albion Wilde]