Merrick Garland Claims Joe Biden, 81, ‘Has No Impairment

Breitbart ^ | 04/17/2024 | WENDELL HUSEBØ

[ChicagoConservative27]

President Joe Biden, 81, “has no impairment,” Attorney General Merrick Garland claimed in the octogenarian’s defense on Tuesday.

While testifying under oath before a House appropriations subcommittee, Garland said “the president has no impairment” because he “watched” Biden conduct meetings.

About one-third of Democrats doubt Biden’s mental fitness, a Harvard/Harris survey recently found. Another poll revealed 82 percent of Americans harbor concerns about his physical and mental health. Only about one-quarter of voters say Biden is physically or mentally fit to serve a second term, Quinnipiac found. “I have watched him expertly guide meetings of staff and of cabinet members on issues of foreign affairs and military strategy and policy,” he said.

“I have complete confidence in the president,” Garland noted.

[Sirius Lee]

If he has no impairment, then he can be tried and convicted for stealing and sharing secret documents.

[HereInTheHeartland]

I’m sure he watched Hogens Heroes many times to perfect this line.
“I know noootthhing”

[Yossarian]

OK, Special Prosecutor Robert Hur called Biden an “Elderly Man with a Poor Memory”. And that's why he decided to not prosecute.

So Garland's statement today means he wants Joe Biden arraigned in the classified documents scandal?

[OttawaFreeper]

“I don’t need your rockin’ chair
Your Geritol or your medicare
But I still got neon in my veins
This gray hair don’t mean a thing

I do my rockin’ on the stage
You can’t put this possum in a cage
My body’s old, but it ain’t impaired
I don’t need your rockin’ chair”

Is Biden now George Jones?

[DoodleBob]

Garland transitioned to Mary Garland, a vindictive 12-year old girl who’s weaponized her tantrum at not being on SCOTUS.

Mary will not rest until everyone who she blames for her non-coronation feels her pain or worse.

Anyone who ever sees Garland in person, rather than protest, should shake her hand, look into her cold, dark eyes (black eyes…like a dolls eyes), smile, and say “you STILL aren’t on the Supreme Court….HAHAHAHAHA!”

[fwdude]

Evil doesn’t usually show up on a physical exam.

[EODGUY]

“Garland: “Heck, Joe’s as sane as me!””

....and as non-partisan as a Manhattan judge.

[Brown Deer]

When did Garland become a doctor?

[equaviator]

Gee-whiz, “impairment” is such a harsh word...Can’t we just call it a major malfunction?

[Political Junkie Too]

So is Garland testifying that everything that Biden is doing is purposeful with intent?

-PJ

[coalminersson]

there are dozens of clips showing biden exhibiting symptoms of dementia.

[coalminersson]

or a doctor

[Fledermaus]

Or Princess Bride scene

[A strike]

Beria Garland, what a freakn @ssh0.
If Bidementia is so competent why is he not charged for extremely more gross classified records crimes?

[NFHale]

So glad this POS never made it to the Supreme Court… It’s bad enough having the affirmative action hire that can’t figure out what a man versus a woman is.

[Third Person]

He’s not any more impaired than he’s ever been. Crooked and dumb as a stump, right out of the chute.