Posted on 01/28/2002 4:41:44 AM PST by The Wizard
So, it appears our primary concern from our detainees in Gitmo is to find out what they know, but we are a good and decent people and shouldn't use physical torture to gain that information. May I offer a simple possiblity that might get the information and not hurt anyone:
On the first day of the plan you choose one of the creeps and take him alone into a visible building. Shortly thereafter, remove him, (out of view)to an unknown cell.
For the next two days generate the most blood curdling screams of horror, and words in the appropriate dialect, which could probably be taken from an al Queada torture session, and make sure our friends in the existing cages can hear it.
At the beginning of the third day come clean out his cell and later that day repeat the process with another creep
By the end of the first week or 2 you should be able to bring in a third or forth and actually ask him questions, and get answers.
Just a thought.
Get a hold of some fresh cadavers from the Afghan theatre and freeze'em....
Ship'em over to Gitmo...
Unthaw them, shave'em, dress them in the bright orange jumpsuits and dangle them from a rope strung beneath helicopters passing by.
...or instead of the "dangling from a rope" technique...
Create a burial detail [from amongst the prisoners] that goes out and digs the graves for these dead guys [from Afghanistan] and throw a pig in the grave with the dead guys [from Afghanistan] before they fill the hole back up.
Give it a few days and presto...so much intel that you gotta bring down an entire wing of the CIA just to keep up.
Make sure you dig up the graves and get rid of the evidence though or I promise you the Liberal whacks in the media will get a court order to do it.
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