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  • Where is a the Jocularity in the Senate tonight?

    01/19/2018 7:23:11 PM PST · by mdittmar · 126 replies
    senate.gov ^ | 1/19/2018 | me
    They are unusually quite,no back slapping,nothing.
  • Free Republic HTML tips linky on "reply to post" page no worky

    10/28/2016 2:16:06 AM PDT · by lefty-lie-spy · 4 replies
    Free Republic, Lefty-Lie-Spy ^ | 2016-10-28 | Lefy-Lie-Spy
    The link titled, "See help for more information" just above the text input box for replies is a dead link. Clicking it does absolutely nuffin'. (This has been my experience for what seems several months using Apple's Safari browser and other browsers.)
  • Monty Python live (mostly), review: poignant and predictable, but tremendous fun

    07/20/2014 5:53:47 PM PDT · by Hillarys Gate Cult · 31 replies
    Telegraph UK ^ | 20 Jul 2014 | Ed Power
    Watching the livestream of Monty Python's last ever performance on GOLD, it was impossible not to experience a tingle of sadness. So this was it, the final performance by the most influential comedy troupe of all time. Forty-odd years since Monty Python's Flying Circus revolutionized television humour and unleashed a legion of surreal catchphrases John Cleese, Eric Idle, Terry Gilliam, Terry Jones and Michael Palin departed the stage at London's O2 Arena to the strains of their darkly hilarious (or is it hilariously dark?) anthem Always Look On The Bright Side Of Life. Watching the swan-song was a 15,000 live...
  • 7 foot moose headbutts girl (Actual Headline!)

    03/10/2011 12:10:12 PM PST · by txroadkill · 62 replies
    The Sun ^ | 3/09/11 | Staff
    A WOMAN suffered injuries to her face and chest after being headbutted by a 7ft MOOSE. The 50-stone animal attacked her as she tried to CUDDLE it. The 24-year-old woman had spotted the moose eating from a tree in Anchorage, Alaska. A police spokeswoman warned people "not to agitate the moose".
  • Eagle nails photographer

    12/21/2009 6:56:06 AM PST · by Rebelbase · 51 replies · 2,488+ views
  • Vanity - Something fell behind the back seat of my car.

    07/08/2009 12:50:07 PM PDT · by South Hawthorne · 120 replies · 2,390+ views
    Owl_Eagle, his daughter, and a Toyota Camry | July 8, 2009 | Owl_Eagle
    So, my daughter thinks she lost her favorite D.S. games in the back of the car. It either went behind the seat, or down that little hole where the seatbelts come out of. Is there a way I can get it back short of shoving my hands down blindly in there?
  • Danger on the highway with moose on loose

    07/14/2008 9:10:25 PM PDT · by mdittmar · 17 replies · 75+ views
    TheNorthernLight.ca ^ | 7/15/ 2008 | James Mallory
    Two fatal highway collisions with moose in recent weeks serve as a frightening reminder of the dangers of driving in this province.On June 30, a 58-year-old male was killed on Route 8 in Lavillette when his vehicle struck a moose. Just a day later, a 66-year-old female died after hitting a moose near Duff Lake on Highway 11 in Atholville.Dwayne Sabine, a fish and wildlife biologist with the Department of Natural Resources, said moose are moving around a lot this time of year so it's important to be on the lookout."They can be on the road any time of year...
  • JIM ROBINSON AS THE NEW JOSEPH FARAH - STABBING THE CONSERVATIVE MOVEMENT IN THE BACK [Re:Giuliani]

    04/24/2007 10:22:39 AM PDT · by Al Simmons · 781 replies · 27,258+ views
    On one the few rational minds left around here - but for long | 4/24/2007 | Al Simmons
    About me: Lurker - since 1998 Member - since 1999 In self-imposed exile - since April 2007 The tone of the debate and the attacks on long-time fellow Freepers for the cardinal sin of daring to support Rudy Giuliani in early 2007 around here have really saddened me. Instead of fighting the enemy FR is now imposing an 'ideological purity' test on FR members. The well-oiled train has gone off the rails and Mr. Robinson risks becoming the next Joe Farah - a fellow who started a great website for conservative news and opinions, but who gradually drifted off to...
  • Potential VP nominees for Rudy

    03/17/2007 5:37:37 AM PDT · by Degaston · 80 replies · 1,189+ views
    If Rudy wins the "National" Primary next February 5th then who should he pick as his VP nominee. Dr. Regina S. Peruggi, President, Kingsborough Community College, http://www.kingsborough.edu/sub-administration/office_president.htmlDonna, a radio host for WOR 710, http://www.wor710.com/pages/46303.phpSomeone else?
  • Riots in Qalqiliya (West Bank): several wounded

    02/12/2006 4:51:42 PM PST · by struwwelpeter · 3 replies · 117+ views
    Grani.ru ^ | February 12th, 2006
    In the Arab village of Nabi Elias in the Qalqiliya region, unknown culprits wrote 'Mohammed is a pig' on the wall of a mosque, and added the six-pointed Star of David as their signature. This was reported by the KURSOR news agency. According to witnesses, the graffiti was done on Sunday night. At about 04:30 AM local time on February 12th, a car with Israeli plates drove up the mosque and several men with small aerosol paint cans got out. Later in the days the writing was removed from the wall of the religious building, with help of soldiers from...
  • Russian editorial on the 'caricature war'

    02/12/2006 9:27:39 AM PST · by struwwelpeter · 23 replies · 554+ views
    Grani.ru ^ | February 9th, 2006 | Nikolai Mitrokhin
    Original title: Short memory, narrow horizon The 'caricature war' has certainly resulted in a wave of urgent commentaries. In Russia they essentially are reduced to the theory that the Moslem world is displaying unity in the face of a weakening and de-Christianizing Europe. In the Russian liberal media regret prevails about the 'sunset of Europe', while our nationalist-patriotic press shows approval of the Moslem behavior and complain about a lack of unity among our own Orthodox. Here and there one detects a slight nervousness: what if the dusky merchants at the Cherkizovsky market decide to burn cars in front of...
  • No, you did it on purpose! (Russian editorial on cartoon riots)

    02/11/2006 6:02:52 PM PST · by struwwelpeter · 14 replies · 265+ views
    Grani.ru ^ | February 3rd, 2006 | Lev Rubenstein
    It is a complex topic, what can you say? What can offend someone is not always understandable, and in that sense if someone really wants to be offended, he will find a reason. Recently I was in the Moscow Metro and in a big hurry. In my haste, I accidentally bumped into a man. I immediately apologized, but at the same time I was excusing myself there followed a blow to my back. "What's that for?" I asked, dumbfounded. "Why did you push me?" he replied. "But I apologized." "And why should I care that you apologized?" "But I didn't...
  • OK!!! Who Wants Gift Cards!!!??!!

    12/12/2005 10:01:02 AM PST · by Focault's Pendulum · 80 replies · 1,566+ views
    FP
    Okay! Assuming I win the lottery next week......who wants a Gift Card?
  • ZOT! The Sad truth about this site

    05/13/2005 11:23:29 AM PDT · by FreeRetarded (aka JimmyClyde) · 241 replies · 6,513+ views
    Weve all seen and heard of a place called Free Republic, its full of divorced or wife-beating conservative slobs who have the hygene of John Goodman after a long picnic. They thrive on stupid,worthless topics that focus around the "wonder of life" and "lets keep people who cant feel or think alive because were to stubborn to admit that its pretty damn foolish". But above all other abominations in this world is the wretched "Admin Mod", a man of horrible values and the judgement of a meth lab. It is he who makes free republic, well not free at all,...
  • America stopped the Norwegians from getting the A-Bomb.

    04/29/2005 12:53:29 AM PDT · by XavierXray · 14 replies · 530+ views
    The Norwegian Nobel Institute and VG ^ | 27/04/05 | Olav Njølstad
    Olav Njølstad of the Norwegian Nobel Institute has written an Article that claims that US. Int. services stopped the Norwegians from creating the A-bomb. Norway and Sweden coroporated in enriching uranium and had large amount of "heavy Water" which they planned to use in the creation of the bomb. Us. Intelligence warned Norwegian auth. that this could lead to agression from U.S.S.R in 1947/48 and again in 1950 when Norway had started negotiantions with France in an energy program, this time due to the fact that they meant the french leader of the energy program was a communist. All other...
  • Engineers Redesign Roads to Save Moose

    04/11/2005 10:38:15 AM PDT · by presidio9 · 26 replies · 4,795+ views
    Associated Press ^ | Mon, Apr 11, 2005 | Associated Press
    At night on a dark country road, all that the headlights catch are the shadowy legs the size of tree trunks rising out of the pavement. Standing six feet at the shoulder, weighing up to 1,000 pounds, with massive antlers more than five feet across, moose tower over automobiles and have no fear of them. AP Photo Increasingly the undisputed giants of the northern forest are tangling with traffic as they expand south. Massachusetts motorists hit 52 moose last year, a more than sixfold increase in four years. For decades road officials have relied on warning signs and publicity campaigns...
  • French Python hits London stage (Repent! The Apocolypse is at hand!)

    01/28/2005 5:55:37 AM PST · by presidio9 · 19 replies · 1,807+ views
    Reuters ^ | Fri, Jan 28, 2005
    If nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition, then how about Monty Python's surreal humour brought to a London stage, in French, with English surtitles? That is exactly what a French troupe has done in the first and only authorised stage version of the television series that earned Monty Python international cult status. "It is like we have been adopted as knights of Camelot," said producer Remy Renoux, referring to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" in which French soldiers taunt King Arthur and his companions with insults like "Your mother was a hamster!" "If Python fans are a little anxious they...
  • Oddball signs popping up across nation

    11/30/2004 8:43:04 AM PST · by Tumbleweed_Connection · 72 replies · 3,211+ views
    Sun Times ^ | November 30, 2004 | Lucero Guerrero
    With a quick glance, it looks just like any other pedestrian crossing sign -- a yellow, diamond-shaped sign with a person walking. But a long stare at the sign and there's something strange -- a Hula-Hoop around the pedestrian's body. Across the country -- and now Chicago -- these unusual pedestrian crossing signs are popping up and leaving people scratching their heads as to who left them and what they mean. The signs have also appeared in New York, Washington, D.C., and even Utah's Arches National Park. "I figured it was done as a joke," said Paul Puskar, who lives...
  • SPAM

    07/15/2003 3:46:41 PM PDT · by pabianice · 58 replies · 801+ views
    Utter Frustration | 7/15/03 | self
    Well, it's finally happened. Spam email now outnumbers my real email, on both my personal and business email accounts. I use both Giant Spam Blocker and Norton Firewall/Spam Blocker. Nothing seems to work any longer. Spam is apparently now sent to every conceivable email address using computer random address generators. ISPs either cannot or will not take steps to solve this problem. I just read that at least $ 10 billion a year is now lost by US businesses because of spam email. If any other Freepers have found a solution, please post here.
  • WELCOME TO SMOKEY BACK ROOM!:)

    03/22/2003 7:04:44 PM PST · by restornu · 195 replies · 2,394+ views
    Hi I Am SmokeyWelcome to my establishment!