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  • satire - Melania Trump Criticized For Decorating White House With Skulls Of Her Enemies

    11/27/2018 11:12:06 AM PST · by Politically Correct · 18 replies
    The Babylon Bee ^ | 27 November 2018 | Babylon Bee
    WASHINGTON, D.C.—Melania Trump is causing controversy yet again, this time for decorating the White House with the skulls of her decapitated enemies. While past first ladies have decorated the White House with traditional Christmas wreaths, trees, holly, and lights, Trump opted to mount the heads of her slain foes throughout the executive residence "as a warning." "Did she go too far?" one pundit on CNN pondered. "I gotta say, these heads don't exactly say 'peace' and 'love' like a good, old-fashioned wreath would, you know?" Speaking to reporters, the First Lady commented, "The skulls bring out the festive joy of...
  • Trump refused to provide foreign aid to Nigerian Prince

    12/08/2017 11:59:58 AM PST · by GraceG · 35 replies
    CNN is reporting that the Trump campaign in 2016 apparently refused a request for help from a Nigerian Prince in a deep financial turmoil. This refusal of foreign aid to the deeply troubled African country only proves what an absolute racist Donald Trump is! The Nigerian Official reportedly sent the Trump campaign a desperate plea for help via his only means of communication which was E-mail. This desperate plea for help on behalf of his country and his people was summarily filtered to the SPAM folder on the Trump Campaign E-mail server in a callous act of indifference! The Trump...
  • Peace deal reached before haredi protest (Kerry vs. Israel)

    03/02/2014 5:00:44 PM PST · by Olog-hai · 2 replies
    Times of Israel ^ | March 2, 2014 10:31 AM | Benji Lovitt
    In an unexpected turn of events just hours before the massive haredi demonstration to protest the “draft bill”, a peace deal with the Palestinians was reached when Israeli negotiators offered the neighborhoods of Mea Shearim, Sanhedria and Geula as the future Palestinian capital. In a formal statement from the American State Department, Secretary John Kerry said, “Everyone said a deal couldn’t be reached but I knew they were wrong. In fact, the Israelis couldn’t make this concession quickly enough. It was almost as if they were asking the other side to take the land.” …
  • Part-time FaithfulRomney dials back his Mormon side

    05/29/2011 8:09:08 PM PDT · by fulltlt · 24 replies
    City Weekly ^ | May 18, 2011 | D.P. Sorensen
    In the wake of Jon Huntsman Jr.’s waffle on his status as a Mormon, the other Mormon in the Republican presidential race, Mit Romney, has moved quickly to clarify his own Mormon bona fides. “I’ve gathered you all here today,” said Mr. Romney in a hastily called news conference on the grounds of his sprawling beach hideaway in California, “to announce that religion, like health care, should be left up to individual states. Mormonism, like Obamacare, is not a one-size-fits-all plan. So just as my medical plan is OK for Massachusetts but not the country, my religion is OK...
  • Cheney "Inadvertently" Caused Death of Man He Stabbed On Previous Hunting Trip, Says White House

    03/01/2006 1:58:01 PM PST · by rface · 89 replies · 4,020+ views
    Tomburka ^ | February 13, 2006 | Tom Burka
    .....Eyewitnesses: Man Ran Into Cheney's Knife..... Vice President Cheney accidentally killed a man during a previous hunting trip, the White House reluctantly confirmed today after denying the incident several times. During a deer hunting expedition on a friend's eight billion dollar ranch, a man "ran into Cheney's knife" several times while Cheney was gutting and dressing a deer, wealthy Republican Party donors and eyewitnesses said. The man who died was Willford Buchs, a Bush family accountant who "took care of the books" for the Bushes and several Bush companies, and was later appointed Director of the Texas Accounting Commission after...
  • New York Declares Itself First Gay City

    01/05/2006 6:28:55 PM PST · by writer33 · 155 replies · 1,317+ views
    MichNews.com ^ | 1/05/2006 | Chris Davis
    New York—In a brash, yet diverse move, New York has declared itself the first gay city in the United States, electing Wednesday, its first woman and first openly gay leader, a position widely regarded as the second-most powerful seat in city government. Christine Quinn wept several times during a passionate speech to the 51-member council, thanking her father and her partner, Kim Catullo, who looked on from the audience, making New York the most diverse city in America. “Let me say that I am incredibly proud that in the most diverse city in the world, diversity is seen as a...
  • Campus Crusade for Christ Sues Mel Gibson over Passion

    12/13/2004 3:21:06 PM PST · by Alex Murphy · 38 replies · 993+ views
    Holy Observer ^ | February 16, 2004
    Ministry claims the actor's movie is "a blatant rip off" of their JESUS filmLOS ANGELES, CA – In a flurry of controversy that just won't blow over, Mel Gibson's film The Passion of the Christ – which has seen a storm of criticism from Jewish groups who fear the movie will stir anti-Semitism - seems destined for a dustup with an unlikely opponent and recent ally. Lawyers for Campus Crusade for Christ International have filed papers in US District Court alleging that The Passion of the Christ, which tells the story of the final 12 hours of the life of...
  • Mel Gibson Alters Script at Rabbi's Request

    07/18/2003 9:37:11 AM PDT · by joobers · 54 replies · 148+ views
    March 12, 2003 Mel Gibson Alters Script at Rabbi's Request (2003-03-12) -- Actor-producer Mel Gibson has granted a request from a prominent Los Angeles Rabbi to make certain that his movie on the last 12 hours of the life of Jesus Christ doesn't portray the Jews of that time as collectively responsible for the crucifixion. Mr. Gibson said he will also release a new version of "The Patriot" in which the British are not seen as collectively responsible for the American Revolution, and an edited version of "Braveheart" in which the King of England and his armies are portrayed more...