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Immediate Employment Opportunity: Job Offering: Terror administrator. Previous administrator retired. Immediate opening now. Requires own transportation and cave. Ability to kill and maim at the wholesale level a must. Hours good, but actual days probably not long. Do you have what it takes to compete in the demanding world of brutalizing women and intimidating children? Send in a brief “Terrorists gone wild” video, depicting your beheading techniques, to: O.B.L. 666, second cave on the left. 27 Mountain View Lane. Pakistan. Hurry. This job offer won’t last. Note: We are an equal opportunity scourge.

Patch says impeach : Patch Adams, a medical doctor, clown and social activist, and the real person behind the hit movie "Patch Adams" starring Robin Williams, is dressed in full pink drag and shoes reading "Impeach Bush" to support the CodePink Women for Peace 24-hour Mother's Day peace vigil in Lafayette Park across the street from the White House, in Washington, DC. (AFP/Tim Sloan)

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did The...

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thanks to carla!:   Headlines from the year 2029!   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Baby conceived naturally - -   scientists stumped. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Iran still closed off; physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Castro finally dies at age...

OK, hopeless vanity. Did a thread like this a while back and it didn't last long. Fantasy News Headlines from the future:

EFFORTS by Hollywood actor Sean Penn to aid New Orleans victims stranded by Hurricane Katrina foundered badly overnight, when the boat he was piloting to launch a rescue attempt sprang a leak. Penn had planned to rescue children waylaid by Katrina's flood waters, but apparently forgot to plug a hole in the bottom of the vessel, which began taking water within seconds of its launch. The actor, known for his political activism, was seen wearing what appeared to be a white flak jacket and frantically bailing water out of the sinking vessel with a red plastic cup. When the boat's...