Posted on 03/18/2006 12:30:14 PM PST by SandRat
The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction.
The John Kerry Virus - Stores data on both sides of the disk and causes little purple hearts to appear on screen.
The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive ; with NO memory
The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to keep counting and re-counting
The Bob Dole Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy
The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did
The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back
The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes
The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 350 GB
The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Hard Disks can no longer be inserted
The ! Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care !
The Michael Jackson Virus - Only attacks minor files
The Lorena Bobbitt Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy ... then discards it through Windows
Plural of virus is virii. :)
Plural of virus is Democrat.
You forgot the Chuck Norris virus - the mere mention of it causes files on your hard drive to delete themselves. Those that don't self-delete do so after it gives them a roundhouse kick.
LOL!
Especially the Lorena Bobbit Virus!
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